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Dimanche, 24 février 2013

Cats and Dogs

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cats_%26_Dogs

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Scott Brody's dog is catnapped by a gang of cats. A replacement dog-agent is quickly dispatched, but because of a mixup, young pup Lou arrives at the house. The neighbouring dog agents are protecting Scott's father's research, a vaccine againts dog allergy, that would give dogs an advantage over cats. But the latter, lead by Mr. Tinkles, are repeatedly trying to destroy the research. One day, by accident, the right formula is found. The cats then kidnapp the whole family and ask Lou to deliver the research against the human's lives. The dogs decide that the research is too important and the humans must be sacrificed, but Lou decides otherwise. When the humans are not freed, Lou and the other dog agents go to their rescue, in Mr. Tinkles' owner's flocking factory. Mr. Tinkles' has reversed the formula and intends to spread dog allergy to the whole world, using mice as carriers. The dogs arrive in the nick of time to prevent it. In the end, Lou is awared the right to start training as an agent, but prefers staying with Scott and his family.

[ Posté le 24 février 2013 à 11:29 | pas de commentaire | ]

Fantomas

Catégories : [ TV/Cinéma/Fantomas ]

http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fant%C3%B4mas_%28film,_1964%29

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Fantomas est l'ennemi public N° 1, mais certains, comme le journaliste Fandor, doutent de son existence. Il écrit alors un article bidon rapportant un entretien avec Fantomas, ce qui énerve ce dernier (qui existe donc pour de vrai). Fantomas enlève Fandor et s'emploi à salir son nom en commettant des vols tout en se faisant passer pour le journaliste. Fantomas enlève aussi Hélène, la fiancée de Fandor, qu'il compte séduire. Fandor et Hélène sont relachés par une complice de Fantomas, jalouse. Le commissaire Juve arrête alors Fandor, qu'on prend pour le véritable Fantomas. Ce dernier se fait alors passer pour le commissaire et commet encore une fois des vols. Le commissaire est alors arrêté et placé dans la même cellule que Fandor. Fantomas, déguisé en gardien, les fait évader et les emmène en voiture on ne sait où. Ils sont poursuivis par les policiers et par Hélène jusqu'à la mer, où Fantomas s'enfuit en sous-marin.

[ Posté le 24 février 2013 à 11:14 | pas de commentaire | ]

Lundi, 11 février 2013

X-Men Origins: Wolverine

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Catégories : [ TV/Cinéma/X-Men ]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/X-Men_Origins_Wolverine

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James Logan has a mutation that makes him immortal and gives him retractable claws. With his half-brother, also a mutant, they fight in all the american wars until the Vietnam war. James and Victor (and other mutants) are hired by Stryker as commandos to steal a mysterious meteorite, but Logan quits at the end of the operation, disgusted by the gratuitous killings. Six years later (in 1979) Stryker meets Logan in Canada and warns him that someone is killing the members of the mutant commando. Logan refuses to listen to Stryker and soon after his girlfriend Kayla is killed by Victor. When Stryker offers him a means to get his revenge on Victor, Logan accepts and becomes a subject in an experiment: infusing adamantium (an alloy created from the meteorite) into his skeleton to make it indestructible. The experiment is successful, but Loga ecapes when he overhears that Stryker plans to erase his memory. Chased by Stryker's men, Logan attempts to find “The Island” where Stryker's base of operations is locate; this happens to be hidden in Three Mile Island, below the nuclear powerplant. Logan discovers that his girlfriend is not dead, and that it was a ploy to convince him to participate in the experiment. Stryker then attempts to kill Logan through his last experiment, XI, a engineered mutant who has superpowers from many different, now-dead mutants. While Kayla helps all the mutants who are prisoner at the facility (and dies, for good, in the attempt), Logan, with the help from Victor, fight XI and provoque the famous catastrophe of Three Mile Island.

[ Posté le 11 février 2013 à 22:53 | pas de commentaire | ]

Mercredi, 23 janvier 2013

The Golden Compass

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Golden_Compass_%28film%29

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In parallel Earth where peoples souls live outside of their body as daemons, Lyra, the legend has it that a mystical “dust” that would allow to travel between universes. In Oxford, Lors Asriel is leaving North in search for this dust. His niece Lyra is sad to see him go, and she quickly accepts Mrs. Coulter's offer to take her North with her as her assistant. But Lyra quickly discovers that Mrs. Coulter is the head of an organization that abducts children for unknown purposes. She escapes and joins a group of Gyptians, whose childre have disappeared. On the Gyptian's ship, travelling North, Lyra meets a witch who tells her that the children are in a place named Bolvangar. At a Norwegian port, she meets an aeronaut who advise her to hire an armoured (polar) bear. There happens to be one in town, Iorek, and Lyran convinces him to join her quest. One night, Lyra find the son of one of the Gyptians who has escaped from Bolvangar; his daemon has gone. Iorek happens to the lawful prince of the amored bears of Svalbard, and Lyra tricks the usurper king into fighting Iorek. Iorek wins the battle and their army joins Lyra. Iorek then takes her to Bolvangar, where she secretely enters the facility. She discovers that Mrs. Coulter's organization, under the supervision of the Magisterium, are conducting experiments for separating a person from his daemon. Lyra destroys the machine and lets the children out, while the armored bears arrive to fight the Tartar mercenaries defending the facility. After winning the battle, Lyra and her friends continue their travel to find Lord Asriel's laboratory.

[ Posté le 23 janvier 2013 à 23:45 | pas de commentaire | ]

Samedi, 22 décembre 2012

The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey

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Catégories : [ TV/Cinéma/The Hobbit ]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Hobbit%3A_An_Unexpected_Journey

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Young Bilbo aspires to a quiet life, but he is pulled into an adventurous journey by Gandalf, along with twelve dwarves who want to retake their lost city of Erebor, now under the control of the dragon Smaug. On the way, they are captured by trolls, and saved by Bilbo's ingenuity. They then arrive to Rivendell, where Elrond helps them uncover the secret message in their map, telling them how to enter Erebor through the backdoor. In the moutnains, they fall into the trap of goblins and are made prisoner, except Bilbo who manages to escape. While Gandalf and dwarves fight the goblins in their underground city, Bilbo meets Gollum, finds/steals his precious ring, and escapes the wretched creature at the same time his companions escape the goblins. They are then chased by orcs, the leader of which is a personal ennemy of the prince of the dwarves, and saved in the nick of time by the great eagles of the elves, who take them closer to their destination.

[ Posté le 22 décembre 2012 à 23:45 | 1 commentaire | ]

Dimanche, 9 décembre 2012

Stardust

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stardust_%282007_film%29

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To win the love of Victoria, he promises to bring back a falling star that has fallen on the side of the wall, in the land of the faeries. His father then reveals to Tristan that his mother, slave to a witch, lives beyond the wall. He gives Tristan a magic candle that can take him any place he wishes for. Tristan wishes to be taken to his mother, but his mind wanders and finds himself near the fallen star, who happens to be a young woman named Yvaine. He takes her by force with him back to his village, but she manages to escape during the journey, seeking refuge at an inn which happens to be a trap set by the witch Lamia, who wants to use Yvaine's heart as a means for rejuvenation. The other stars warn Tristan that Yvaine is in danger, and he manages to save her in the nick of time, using the last of his magic candle. Both of them wishing for “home”, they end up in the air, where they are captured by the kind-hearted captain of an airship. He then takes them near the faerie village that lies by the wall, and Tristan, taking a lock of hair from Yvaine, runs to show Victoria that he has fullfilled his promise, but that he also has fallen in love with Yvaine and therefore won't marry her. Tristan also dicovers that Yvaine would not be able to live in the world of humans and rushes back to the other side of the wall. There, Yvaine has accidentally befriended Tristan's mother, before both are made prisoner by Lamia and taken to her castle where her two sisters wait for the fallen star. Tristan follows Lamia, battles the three witches and kills them. He also learns that his mother is the princess Una of the kingdom of Stormhold, and that he is the last male heir. Tristan and Yvaine therefore get married and become the new rulers of the kingdom.

[ Posté le 9 décembre 2012 à 17:00 | pas de commentaire | ]

Dimanche, 18 novembre 2012

Iron Man 2

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iron_man_2

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Sequel to Iron Man, where Tony Stark is dying due to the poisonning effects of the arc reactor that keeps him alive. Stark also refuses to deliver the Iron Man technology to the US Army, leading his friend Lt.Col. Rhodes to steal one armor deliver it to his superiors. In the meantime, Ivan Danko, the son of the man who co-invented the arc reactor with Stark's father, wants revenge for his transfuge father's deportation back to USSR. Based on his fathre's plans, he builds an arc reactor of his his own. He then wreaks havoc in the Monaco Grand Prix, is stopped by Iron Man and sent to prison, but escapes with the help of Hammer, leader of Stark Industries's competitor. Hammer wants Iron Men of his own to sell to the US military, but Danko accepted Hammer's offer only because it gave him the possibility to build an army of Iron Men drones to launch against Stark. Knowing that his is dying, Stark is giving up on his company and his life, but Nick Fury, S.H.I.E.L.D's director orders him to find the solution to his problem in his father's legacy. Stark eventually discovers that his father had discover a new element that could replace the palladium in the arc reactor while being non-toxic. Stark synthesises the element, and appears at the Start Expo where Hammer is presenting his drones and Rhodes Iron Man armor, claiming it his own. The hardware is however being remotely controlled by Danko who uses it to destroy everything. Stark and Rhodes fight together the drones and later Danko himself in an armor of his own, and eventually stop him.

[ Posté le 18 novembre 2012 à 15:00 | pas de commentaire | ]

Dimanche, 28 octobre 2012

Skyfall

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skyfall

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In Turkey, while chasing a mercenary who has stolen a hard-disk drive with a list of NATO agents, Bond is nearly killed by friendly fire (on M.'s order) and believed dead. Learning that M.I.6 headquarters has been the target of an attack, Bond returns, and despite failling his atptitude test, M. sends him back into the field to track the man who stole the data and find his employer. Bond kills the man before having any information out of him, but finds a clue that leads him to a casino in Macau. There he meets a girl who promised to lead him to the killer's employer, on the condition Bond frees her from him. The employer is Raoul Silva, a former British agent turned rogue, who seeks revenge on M., whom he blames for his capture and being tortured on his last assignment. Bond eventually captures Silva and takes him to M.I.6. backup headquarters, while M. is summoned to answer for the loss of the list of agents in front of a committee. Silva's capture was actually planned all along, and he escapes through the Underground network. Disguised as a policeman, he tries to kill M. in the audience room, but Bond arrives just in time to save her. He takes her to a safe place in Scotland, the Skyfall manor where Bond had grown up before his parent's death. Helped by the old housekeeper, they prepare to receive Silva's men. The manor is destroyed in the process, and M. is wounded. Bond eventually kills Silva before he kills M., but she dies soon after.

[ Posté le 28 octobre 2012 à 18:28 | 1 commentaire | ]

Lundi, 15 octobre 2012

Juno

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juno_%28film%29

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Juno, 16, got pregnant. She first considers abortion, but eventually decides to give the baby for adoption. She manages to find a married couple, Mark and Vanessa who want to adopt her future child. Mark has similar tastes to Juno's in music and movies, and is not really ready to be a father, so he divorces Vanessa not long before Juno's baby is born. But Vanessa seems to be a good future mother, so Juno gives her the baby anyway.

[ Posté le 15 octobre 2012 à 18:10 | pas de commentaire | ]

Lundi, 1er octobre 2012

The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_imaginarium_of_doctor_parnassus

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Doctor Parnassus, the leader of a traveling theater troupe has made a bet with the Devil and takes audience members through a magical mirror to explore their imaginations and present them with a choice between self-fulfilling enlightenment or gratifying ignorance. They rescue a hanging man, Tony, whom they slowly discover to be a swindler, although he claims to be wanting to redeem himself. Parnassus had made a pact with the devil to regain his youth (so that he could court a woman) in exchange for his first-born child. Learning this, Valentina, the doctor's daughter, enters the mirror, soon followed by Tony. Discovering that Tony really is a fraud, she gives herself to the devil, but the latter finds this victory too easy and gives Parnassus a chance to free his daughter in exchange for Tony's soul. Valentina is free, but the devil cannot say where she is. Parnassus emerges from the Imaginarium years later, finds out his daughter has married and has a daughter.

[ Posté le 1er octobre 2012 à 20:56 | pas de commentaire | ]

Vendredi, 17 août 2012

Batman Returns

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Batman_Returns

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The Penguin's gang is plaguing Gotham City just before Christmas. Max Shreck, a ruthless businessman is kidnapped by the Penguin, but manages to convince him that he can make him loved by the people of the city and that he can run for Mayor. Shreck needs a puppet in office, so that he can built a “power plant” that essentially steals power. To ruin the current Mayor's reputation, the Penguins' gang raids the city, and prevents Batman from restoring order. In the meantime, Shreck's secretary Selina, who discovered her boss's plans and was left for dead by him, turns into Catwoman and seeks revenge by destroying some of Shreck's property. She is stopped by Batman, but manages to escape and joins forces with the Penguin against Batman; Selina however falls in love with Bruce Wayne. When the Penguin tries to get rid of her however, she turns against him. Batman manages to foil Shreck's and the Penguin's plan, and the latter returns to his underground lair where is launches his army of penguins, armed with missiles, to wreck havoc in the city. Batman arrives in the nick of time and kills the Penguin. He then tries to convince Catwoman not to kill Shreck, but when the latter shoots her she kills him, apparently killing herself in the process (cats however have nine lives and she has used up only eight of them).

[ Posté le 17 août 2012 à 22:34 | pas de commentaire | ]

Samedi, 28 juillet 2012

The Amazing Spider-Man

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Amazing_Spider-Man_%282012_film%29

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Peter Parker's parents were killed when he was a kid and raised by his uncle and aunt. Now in high-school, he discovers research results left by his father, and investigates the latter's former colleague, Curt Connors, now a researcher at Oscorp. Sneaking into Connors's lab, he gets bitten by a genetically engineered spider that produces super-strong thread. Peter soon develops super-strenght and the ability to stick to any surface and uses his powers to find the criminal who killed his uncle on the street. He also befriends Connors by giving him a formula left by his father, allowing the latter to produce a serum that regrows a limb of an amputed lab rat. Connors missing himself a forearm, he is very tempted to use it on himself, and pressure from his management to illegally test the serum on unknowing humans makes hime use it. Parker makes himself a superhero costume, equipped with devices projecting Oscorp's super-threads. Connors's experiment turns him into a giant lizard, and wreaks havoc in the city trying to prevent his manager to test the serum on humans. Spider-man, understanding that he is responsible for the lizard's existence tries and stop him. The chief of the police doesn't like Spider-Man the vigilante, and that places Peter in a thight spot, since this person is also the father of Peter's girlfriend. Connors, becoming evil in his Lizard form, wants to turn the whole city into lizards, and plans to use for that purpose a device that would disperse the serum over the whole city. Peter asks his girlfriend (who happens to work at Oscorp and to be very smart) to make an antidote, and uses the device for spreading the antidote instead of the serum. In the end, Connors reveals he has some responsibility in the death of Peter's parents.

[ Posté le 28 juillet 2012 à 15:27 | 2 commentaires | ]

Dimanche, 17 juin 2012

Superman Returns

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Superman_Returns

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Five years after having left Metropolis, Superman is back. Clark Kent discovers that Lois has a boyfriend, and won the Pullizer price for an editorial on “Why the world does not need Superman”. At the same time, Lex Luthor manages to find Supermans' Fortress of Solitude and steals the crystals that have built its struture. Luthor's plan is to grow using the crystals a new continent in the Atlantic Ocean, that will eventually destroy North America. The first experiments have caused massive power outages, and Lois Lane, investigating the causes of the outage, inadvertently finds Luthor's base. She and her five year old son are made prisoners on Luthor's boat; Luthor takes them to sea where he uses one crystal and kryptonite to seed his new contient. Lois's son accidentaly makes a demonstration of his super-strength, and Luthor abandons them in the sinking ship. Lois's boyfriend attempts to save them, but gets trapped, and they are eventually saved by Superman. The latter then tries to catch Luthor on the newly grown island. Since its ground is laced with kryptonite, Superman is beaten by Luthor's goons and left for dead in the sea; e's saved in the nick of time by Lois and her family. Superman then lifts the island from the ground and throws it into space. He's however wounder by a shard of kryptonite, and ends up in a coma in the hospital. There, Lois reveals him that he's the father of her son. Soon after, Superman gets better, and Lois writes an article on “Why the world needs Superman”.

[ Posté le 17 juin 2012 à 16:12 | pas de commentaire | ]

Mercredi, 13 juin 2012

Surrogates

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Surrogates_%28film%29

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In a near future, most people stay home and send surrogates (humanoid robots) outside to interact with other people, work, etc. It is supposed to be perefctly safe, but the son of Canter, the inventor of the surrogates, gets killed through his surrogate, despite the failsafes. FBI agent Tom Greer investigates, and manages to track the killer to a reservation where the few people who refuse to use surrogates live, led by a kind of prophet preaching revolution. Greer's surrogate is destroyed, and he is suspended. Greer decides to continue investigating, going out by himself, and discovers that the weapon is virus-based, had been made by the company making the surrogates for the army, but the project had been cancelled since it also injured the robot's operator. Greer also finds out that the killer was payed by his boss, and that the real target was Canter. During an army raid to the reservation in order to recover the weapon, the prophet is found to actually be a surrogate, controlled by Canter. The latter's goal is to kill all the people using surrogates using the hijacked surrogate of Greer's partner, through the FBI's not-so-legal network that allows to tap into anyone's surrogates. Greer prevents the virus from uploading to all surrogates, but uses the system to disable definitely all the robots.

[ Posté le 13 juin 2012 à 23:45 | pas de commentaire | ]

Vendredi, 8 juin 2012

Coco avant Chanel

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coco_avant_chanel

Wikipedia

À la mort de leur mère, Gabrielle Chanel et sa soeur sont abandonnées par leur père à un orphelinat. Adultes, elles sont couturières le jour et chantent dans un cabaret le soir. Gabrielle, surnommée Coco à cause de la chanson qu'elle y chante rencontre Étienne Balsan, un homme riche. Coco n'est pas séduite par ce dernier, qu'elle trouve trop arrogant, mais lorsqu'elle se fait renvoyer du cabaret, elle va lui rendre visite dans son chateau, et s'incruste. Elle y rencontre nombre de riches qui lui font horreur, mais certaines femmes s'intéressent à ses chapeaux, nettement plus simples que la mode de l'époque, et elle en fabrique quelques uns. Coco refuse de porter les vêtements féminins en vogue, et s'habille plutôt comme un garçon. Chez Balsan elle fait la connaissance d'Arthur « Boy » Capel, un jeune homme d'affaire anglais dont elle tombe amoureuse. Ce dernier doit faire un mariage d'argent et elle refuse de l'épouser, mais ils restent amants, et Boy lui fournit les fonds nécessaires pour ouvrir une maison de couture à Paris. Il meurt peu après dans un accident de voiture, mais Coco persévère et réussit dans le métier.

[ Posté le 8 juin 2012 à 23:23 | pas de commentaire | ]

Mardi, 29 mai 2012

Men in Black II

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Men_in_Black_II

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Twenty-five years ealier, MiB agent K has refused to help Queen Lauraana and keep the Light of Zartha on Earth; the treasure was sent back, preventing at the same time Serleena to put her tentacles on it. Now K has left the agency and works at a post office. But Serleena is back on Earth and is looking for the Light of Zartha, and K is the only one who knows where it is. J therefore de-neutralizes K and allows him to recover his memory, but the latter had neutralized his memories of the Light of Zartha twenty-five years ago and cannot remember, he only left a set of clues for himself. Meanwhile, Serleena had killed the owner of a pizza shop (that happens to be related to the clues leading to the Light of Zartha) and J didn't want to neutralize his employee, Laura. The latter therefore tags along with J and K. Serleena then invests MiB headquarters, that is therefore locked down, J and K are on their own. Serleena finally concludes that the Light is in Laura's bracelet, but after defeating Serleena, K reveals that the Light is still on Earth, that Laura *is* the Light of Zartha, and that she has to leave Earth before midnight or the planet will be destroyed. K also hints that Laura could be his and Lauraana's daughter.

[ Posté le 29 mai 2012 à 21:52 | 1 commentaire | ]

Jeudi, 24 mai 2012

The Accidental Spy

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Accidental_Spy

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Jackie, an orphan, is contacted by a private detective who tells him that his father, a wealthy Korean man and a former spy, is still alive but dying, and wants to give him his inheritance if he can follow the clues. Jackie ends up in Turkish bank where he retrieves a large sum of money and a small package. He soon gets attacked but fences off the thugs. Then he meets two women: Carment, a Koran reporter and Yong, whose scarf is embroidered with the same text as one of his father's clues, before being attacked again. The reporter happens to actually be a CIA agent and she tells him that the thugs are after a plant producing a super-opium. The other woman appears to be working for Lee, a crime lord, to whom Jackie's “father” had promised the plant. Jackie escapes Lee's clutches, and the latter offers Jackie the life of the woman in exchange for the plant. Jackie eventually finds out the location of the plant (2 vials, hidden by a Turkish priest, friend of his “father”) and gives it to Lee. Jackie tells Carmen what he has done, but as Yong dies, he tries (and after a long car/truck chase, manages) to recover the vials, but is severely wounded. Waking up in hospital, he is told by the “private detective” (actually a US agent) that this was all an intelligence mission with Jackie as the main agent to recover the plant.

[ Posté le 24 mai 2012 à 23:45 | pas de commentaire | ]

Dimanche, 6 mai 2012

WarGames

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/WarGames

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While scanning phone numbers in the hope of accessing a game company's server, David Lightman unknowingly connects to W.O.P.R., a computer that integrally and automatically controls the USA's response to a nuclear attack (this scheme was implemented after the military noticed that 20% of the personel affected to missile launching was unwilling to actually launch them). The computer lists games, from chess and backgammon to global thermonuclear war. One of the game's title hints that Stephen Falken had programmed the computer. Falken had disappeared mysteriously, and David, convinced there is a backdoor in the system, spends a week out of school trying to figure out the secret password, which happens to be “joshua”, Falken's dead son. David then asks the computer to play global thermonuclear war, without noticing that he started a simulation that made the militray at NORAD believe that USSR was actually attacking. The military manage to understand that no such attack is actually happening, but the computer continues its simulation, and through a TV broadcast, David discovers what he has done. He is arrested by the FBI and brought to NORAD, where he discovers that Falken is still alive and lives under a false identity. David escapes NORAD with a group of tourists, and with the help of his friend Jennifer, visits Falken. The latter refuses to help them at first, but eventually goes with them back to NORAD. There the military have lost control of the situation and truly belive the soviets have launched their missiles. David then makes Joshua play tic-tac-toe agains itself, and the computer then notices that there are games that cannot be won. It then plays all possible scenarios of thermonuclear war and learns that the same applies to that game. The computer relinquishes control of the missiles just in time.

[ Posté le 6 mai 2012 à 23:45 | pas de commentaire | ]

Dimanche, 29 avril 2012

Office Space

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Office_space

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Peter works as an unhappy software developer, in a company plagued by bureaucracy and uncaring managers. One day, his girlfriend takes him to a session with a hypnotherapist. The latter has a heart attack in the middle of the session, leaving Peter in an out-of-character state. Peter then decides not to care about work anymore, and becomes much happier at work. He even gets promoted, while two of his friends are kicked out. Together, they decide to plant a virus into the company's accounting system that would re-route the fractions of cents normally rounded down to their bank account. But because of a mistake in the virus, much more money than what they expected gets transferred. No knowing what to do and facing jail time, Peter decides to return the money to the company and to take all the blame. But another disgruntled worker (he had been laid off five years earlier, but because of a glitch in payroll software, continued to be paid; the management decided to repair the glitch, but didn't tell the guy, and moved him to an “office” in the basement) finds the checks Peter slipped under his manager's door and takes the money before setting fire to the company. All traces of the fraud has disappeared in the fire, and Peter is much happier in his new job as a construction worker.

[ Posté le 29 avril 2012 à 23:45 | 1 commentaire | ]

Dimanche, 15 avril 2012

Conan the Barbarian

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http://horrorcultfilms.co.uk/2011/07/conan-the-barbarian-1982/

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Conan's people are killed by Thulsa Doom's warriors, who are seeking steel. Conan is taken as a slave and eventually grows very strong. He's then trained to be a gladiator, and later freed by his master. Conan then searches for his people's crest in the hope to find Thulsa Doom and avenge his parents. He befriends two thieves, Subotai and Valeria, and together they steal a large jewel from the Tower of Serpents. Thulsa Doom has become the leader of a powerful cult and the Tower of Serpents is home to some of his followers. King Osric then asks the three adventurers to bring his daughter back from Thulsa Doom's influence. Conan leves alone on his quest, but is caught by Doom and left to die. He's saved by his two friends who have eventually decided to join him on his quest. They sneak into Thulsa Doom's temple and free the princess. Doom attacks their camp to retrieve the girl, but fails; when he attempts to kill the princess, the latter finally understands that Doom is a monster and wants to go back to her father. Valeria was killed in the attack, and Conan then sneaks back into Doom's temple and kills him while the latter is addressing his followers.

[ Posté le 15 avril 2012 à 11:27 | pas de commentaire | ]

Samedi, 7 avril 2012

Iron Sky

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iron_Sky

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In 2018, two Americans land on the dark side of the Moon, officially in an attempt to promote the reelection of the president, and unofficially to search for helium 3. They discover a large industrial complex, built by the Nazis who had fled Earth in 1945. One of the astronauts is killed, but the second one, James Washington, is taken prisoner. There he meets Renate Richter, the daughter of the local mad scientist. Renate's father finds out that Washington's mobile phone is way more powerful than their computer, and is exactly what they need to power the Götterdämmerung, a gigantic space ship meant to take over the Earth. Renate is kind, has a naive understanding of the Nazi ideology, and she wants to help Washington return to Earth. Following her advice, the latter pretends to have succombed to his brainwahsing, and accompanies Klaus Adler, who wants to become the next Führer as soon as possible. Upon their arrival in New York, Adler and Renate accidentally meet the PR agent of the president who sees in them a possibility for getting the president reelected, promoting the positive aspects of Nazi ideology. After a few months, the Führer arrives on Earth and confronts Adler, having discovered his plan, but gets killed. The space-Zeppelin fleet that has been following him however starts launching an attack on New York. Adler returns meanshile to the Moon with a load of mobile phones for powering the Götterdämmerung. The president of the USA is thrilled by the war, which should ensure her reelection. At the UN, she discusses the space attack, and it turns out that every nation has weapons in their spacecrafts (except Finland) ; their joint armada defeats the Zeppelins, then bombs the Moon base and turns to the Götterdämmerung. Meanwhile, Renate and Washington have flown back to the Moon as well and sabotage the huge ship, killing Adler in the process. Renate and Washington decide to stay on the Moon, re-educating the locals to teach them about tolerance, while the nations of Earth fight each other for the control of the reserves of helium 3 from the Moon.

[ Posté le 7 avril 2012 à 23:18 | 1 commentaire | ]

Dimanche, 4 mars 2012

Sherlock Holmes

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Catégories : [ TV/Cinéma ]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sherlock_Holmes_%282009_film%29

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Holmes arrests Lord Blackwood, a practitioner of black magic who has killed several persons. He is sentenced to death, hanged, and Watson pronounces him dead. He has however warned Holmes on the day of his execution that something bigger than him was going on. Holmes is then asked by Irene Adler (who is working for a mysterious man) to find a midget with ginger hair. The man is found in the coffin on Lord Blackwood, who has been seen earlier that day coming out of his grave. Holmes is then asked by important members of the government to stop Blackwood. They reveal that they (and Blackwood) are members of a secret society that controls all key areas of the British Empire. Soon after, a few of them are killed in mysterious circumstances that look like sorcery. Holmes then tricks one member of the society, secretly working with Blackwood, into reavealing their plan: killing all the members of the Parliament who don't want to follow Blackwood in his conquest of the world. A wirelessly-triggered machine that will deliver poison to the Parliament's ventilation system is hiddenn in the sewers. With the help of Watson and Irene Adler, Holmes prevents the poison to be released, and eventually gets Blackwood killed. He also learns from Irene that she is working for Moriarty, and her escape with the poison part of the machine was just a diversion allowing Moriarty to steal the wireless component fo the device, which is what he was really after. Holmes finally explains that Blackwood was not a real sorcerer and that all was made with tricks.

[ Posté le 4 mars 2012 à 23:50 | pas de commentaire | ]

Touchez pas au grisbi

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http://www.cinemagora.com/film-4715-touchez-pas-au-grisbi.html

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Max le Menteur a réussi à voler 8 barres d'or pour une valeur de 50 millions. Son complice Riton, qui avait dit à sa fiancée qu'ils n'auraient bientôt plus de soucis d'argent, se fait enlever par Angelo, qui veut le torturer pour savoir où est caché le magot. Max se refuse d'abord d'aider Riton, qui est vraiment trop con pour son propre bien, mais décide finalement de donner l'or à son adversaire en échange de son copain. Juste après l'échange, qui s'effectue de nuit sur une route peu fréquentée, des complices d'Angelo essayent de tuer Max et Riton, et mais ce dernier est mortellement blessé lorsque lui et Max rendent la monnaie de sa pièce à Angelo. Malheureusement, dérangés par un camion qui passait par là, ils ne parviennent pas à récupérer l'or. Le lendemain, Riton meurt de ses blessures.

[ Posté le 4 mars 2012 à 23:45 | pas de commentaire | ]

Chronicle

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chronicle_%28film%29

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Three high-school boys, Andrew, his cousin Matt, and Steve find a strange artifact in the forest, in a hole in the ground. After that, they start developing telekinetic powers (and the hole where the artifact was has of course caved in). Soon, they discover they can fly, in addition to moving things at a distance. Andrews mother is dying from cancer, and his alcoholic father accuses Andrew to cost too much money so that he cannot afford the medicine for relieving his wife's pain. From this point on, Andrew goes crazy, indirectly causing Steve's death (the latter sensed he was angry, founnd him flying in a thunderstorm and got struck by lightning). Later, Andrew decides to use his powers to steal money so that he can by medicine for his mother. But he is accidentally injured in the robbery and taken to the hospital. There, his father tells him his mother died and accuses Andrew of being the reason why he could not be with her at that time (because he was looking for Andrew). From this point on, Andrew becomes completely crazy and starts destroying the hospital and the buildings around him, while Matt tries and stop him. Matt finally kills Andrew.

[ Posté le 4 mars 2012 à 15:27 | pas de commentaire | ]

Samedi, 25 février 2012

Ne nous fâchons pas

Catégories : [ TV/Cinéma ]

http://www.notrecinema.com/communaute/v1_detail_film.php3?lefilm=11366

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François, ancien gangster, prête de l'argent à deux anciens amis et les aide à quitter la France. En remboursement, ils leur donne le nom de Léonard, qui leur doit de l'argent. Ce dernier prend des paris clandestins risqués et « oublie » de rembourser ses clients lorsque le cheval gagne. La vie de Léornard est menacée par l'Anglais. Ce gangster cherche à supprimer Léornard car ce dernier semble en savoir long sur le coup que le premier prépare. Comme François refuse de le laisser tuer avant qu'il n'ait récupéré tout son argent, l'Anglais charge sa troupe d'hommes de main poser des bombes sur leur chemin. Sans domicile, ils finissent par se rendre chez la femme de Léonard (qui déteste ce dernier), où ils sont encore une fois attaqués par les anglais. François, qui voulait éviter de recourir à la violence, finit par céder et fait exploser tous les hommes de main de l'Anglais. Ce dernier, faute d'hommes de main, abandonne son coup.

[ Posté le 25 février 2012 à 12:20 | pas de commentaire | ]

Mardi, 31 janvier 2012

Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mr._Magorium%27s_Wonder_Emporium

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Molly Mahoney was a prodigy pianist as child, but she now struggles to complete her first concerto. As a day job, she works at Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium, a magical toy store owned by Mr Magorium, who is 243 years old. Magorium decides he has lived long enougn and it is time for him to die. He even hires an accountant, nicknamed Mutant, to put some order in his carefully-collected but never-sorted piles of bills and papers. But the shop becomes sad when it understands Magorium's intentions, and turns all gray. Mahoney tries to convince Magorium to stay longer, but the old man has made his decision. Mahoney then wants to sell the shop, as she doesn't belive she can run a magical shop the way Magorium did. She is eventually convinced by Mutant that she has the magical spark, and the stores gets its bright colors back.

[ Posté le 31 janvier 2012 à 22:21 | pas de commentaire | ]

Samedi, 28 janvier 2012

Les particularités de la pêche nationale

Catégories : [ TV/Cinéma ]

http://ru.wikipedia.org/wiki/%D0%A4%D0%B0%D0%B9%D0%BB%3A%D0%9E%D1%81%D0%BE%D0%B1%D0%B5%D0%BD%D0%BD%D0%BE%D1%81%D1%82%D0%B8_%D0%BD%D0%B0%D1%86%D0%B8%D0%BE%D0%BD%D0%B0%D0%BB%D1%8C%D0%BD%D0%BE%D0%B9_%D1%80%D1%8B%D0%B1%D0%B0%D0%BB%D0%BA%D0%B8_%28%D0%BF%D0%BE%D1%81%D1%82%D0%B5%D1%80_%D1%84%D0%B8%D0%BB%D1%8C%D0%BC%D0%B0%29.jpg

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Comédie russe de 1998. Des copains partent à la pêche pour quelques jours. Ils doivent aller en bateau au chalet en bord de mer de l'un d'eux, non loin de la frotière entre la Russie et la Finlande. Ils se trompent de chemin et arrivent par accident au chalet d'un Finlandais, en Finlande. Ils y débarquent leur 15 cartons de vodka et passent la nuit à boire en compagnie du propriétaire, poli et étrangement silencieux. Lorsqu'ils se rendent compte de leur erreur, ils repartent en catastrophe et vont au chalet où ils auraient dû aller depuis le début. Mais ils ont oublié leur provision de vodka. Ils fraternisent avec un officier de la marine russe qui les aide à convaincre un sous-marinier spécialiste des opérations clandestines de les transporter discrètement dans les eaux finlandaises pour les débarquer là où ils ont laissé leur vodka. La police est déjà sur les lieux (le propriétaire a voulu ouvrir un hotel et y servir la vodka de contrebande qu'il a découverte chez lui, mais il s'est fait arrêter par la police). La vodka est récupérée, mais pour échapper à la police, ils doivent utiliser la vodka comme carburant supplémentaire. Ils réussissent finalement à rentrer chez eux.

[ Posté le 28 janvier 2012 à 22:10 | pas de commentaire | ]

Vendredi, 20 janvier 2012

Astérix aux Jeux olympiques

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http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/32/Asterixolympics.jpg

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Alafolix est amoureux de la princesse Irina de Grèce, que son père voudrait bien voir épouser Brutus, fils de Jules César, afin de bien se faire voir de ce dernier. Brutus étant un individu imbu de lui-même qui cherche par tous les moyens à assassiner César, Irina décide qu'elle épouserait le gagnant des Jeux olympiques. Astérix, Obélix et Panoramix se rendent donc en Grèce pour aider leur ami. Les gaulois sont tout d'abord disqualifiés pour avoir usé de la potion magique. Brutus aussi triche, mais il a corrompu les juges par la menace. Finalement, devant l'évidente tricherie de Brutus, César décide d'une unique épreuve, une course de chars, pour décider qui serait le vainqueur des jeux. Brutus fait enlever Panoramix pour qu'il lui prépare de la potion magique. Ce dernier fait mine de céder mais ajoute à la potion un colorant qui montre, à l'issue de la course, que Brutus à usé d'une substance illicite pour améliorer ses performances. La victoire de ce derner est donc annulée. Brutus ayant fait de son mieux pour éliminer tous les autres adversaires durant la course, Alafolix gagne donc l'épreuve. Alafolix et Irina se marient à la fin des jeux.

[ Posté le 20 janvier 2012 à 23:45 | pas de commentaire | ]

Jeudi, 15 décembre 2011

Transformers: Dark of the Moon

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transformers%3A_Dark_of_the_Moon

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The reason NASA went to the Moon is to explore the wreck of an alien ship (which happens to contain a weapon that could have ended the war between the Autobots and the Decepticons). In the present, the Autobots discover a fuel cell from that ship in Chernobyl, leading them to learn about the wreck on the moon and the retrieval of part of the weapon and of Sentinel Prime (revived by Optimus thanks to the gadget found in the previous movie), the inventor of the weapon and the only one who knows how to use it. It turns out that Sentinel was actually allied with the Decepticons because he thought it was the only way to end the war. His plan is to use the weapon (actually a long-distance transport system) to take Cybertron to the Earth and use the humans as slaves to rebuild it. An endless battle in Chicago (where the Decepticons are installed) ensues, and is won only because Sam's new girlfriend manages to turn Megatron, the leader of the Decepticons, against Sentinel (by whom he feels his authority is threatened).

[ Posté le 15 décembre 2011 à 23:45 | pas de commentaire | ]

Lundi, 12 décembre 2011

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon

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Catégories : [ TV/Cinéma ]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crouching_Tiger,_Hidden_Dragon

Wikipedia

As confusing as first time I watched it, Finnnish subtitles didn't help much this time either. Just check the summary on Wikipedia

[ Posté le 12 décembre 2011 à 23:45 | pas de commentaire | ]

Jeudi, 17 novembre 2011

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transformers%3A_Revenge_of_the_Fallen

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The Fallen is a Decepticon that has been hiding far away in the solar system and wants to find the key to a device, hidden somewhere on Earth, that would destroy the sun and produce energon. The Decepticons are chasing Sam because he got infused with a bit of the All Spark, has visions of symbols (of the language of the Primes) that can lead him to the key and is now the only one who can actually find the key. The autobots are protecting Sam, but Optimus Prime is killed. Sam then looks for the key that should allow to ressuscitate Optimus. They finally locate the key in Egypt. After a long battle for the control of the device (located at the top of a pyramid), Sam manages to save Optimus Prime while the army destroys the device.

[ Posté le 17 novembre 2011 à 22:28 | pas de commentaire | ]

Jeudi, 10 novembre 2011

20,000 Leagues under the Sea

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Catégories : [ TV/Cinéma ]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/20,000_Leagues_Under_the_Sea_%281954_film%29

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1868. In the South Pacific, ships are destroyed by a mysterious monster. Prof. Arronax is investigating the mystery when his ship is attacked by the monster. It is actually a submarine named the Nautilus, whose captain, Nemo, enventually decides to take in the professor and the two other survivors of the attack. Nemo and his crew live exclusively from products of the sea, and together they fight against everything that is used for making war, thus saving the lives of the thousands who would have been killed by the destroyed hardware. As the Nautilus reaches its base, it is ambushed by British forces (directed to the island by messages-in-a-bottle sent by one of the companions of Arronax) and Nemo is mortally wounded. He then decides to sink the Nautilus and his whole crew with him. Arronax and his companions manage to escape just in time.

[ Posté le 10 novembre 2011 à 20:46 | pas de commentaire | ]

Dimanche, 16 octobre 2011

Men in Black

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Catégories : [ TV/Cinéma/Men in Black ]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Men_in_Black_%28film%29

Wikipedia

Just read Wikipedia's page Men_in_Black_(film).

[ Posté le 16 octobre 2011 à 15:23 | 1 commentaire | ]

Dimanche, 18 septembre 2011

The Five Venoms

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Five_Venoms

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The dying master of the powerful Poison Clan asks his last pupil Yang De to find his five predecessors who have been taught five different styles of kungfu: the Centipede, the Snake, the Scorpion, the Lizard and the Toad. Their names and whereabouts are unknown (they don't even all know each other), but the master worries that some of them might have used their skills to do evil, and that they are especially after the treasures hold by yet another, much older student. The Centipede is seen by a witness at the house of the oldest pupil, who has been found dead with his whole household the next morning. Officers He and Ma investigate and find clues that they were killed by the Centipede and the Snake, and that the yet unknown Scorpion has got the map to the treasure. The Toad then helps the helpless policemen to arrest the Centipede. But the judge in charge of the affair, a friend of the Snake, sends He on a bogus errand and corrupts the witness into telling that he saw the Toad and not the Centipede that night. The Toad is then “suicided” in his cell by a corrupt policeman, who is himself later killed by the Centipede, as is the witness. When He comes back, he meets Yang De and together they decide to take down the Centipede and the Snake. Officer Ma tags along, and reveals himself to be the Scorpion. The three evildoers are eventually killed by the two remaining heroes.

[ Posté le 18 septembre 2011 à 14:58 | pas de commentaire | ]

Dimanche, 28 août 2011

Serenity

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Serenity_%28film%29

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Due to overpopulation, Humanity has moved to another star system made of a dozen planets. Some of those have a common government, the Alliance, but the others are more like the Far West. River is a psychic who has been conditioned by the Alliance, but is rescued by her brother. They are chased by an unnamed Alliance agent, and find refuge on the Firefly by becoming passengers of the ship. Reynolds, the ship's captain who had fought during the failed rebellion agains the Alliance, has to resort to raiding banks for survival. At a bar, River receives a subliminal message and starts fighting everyone until her brother shouts a secret keyphrase that makes her sleep. Reviewing recordings of the incident with the help of a hacker, Mr. Universe, they notice that River said “Miranda” before starting to fight. Reynolds wants to get rid of the unpredictable River and her brother, but he is then contacted by the Alliance agent who makes clear he wants to kill River. Malcolm refuses to surrender her. The agent then kills all the people who have helped Malcolm in the past. River then tells Reynolds where to find Miranda, an planet marked as unhabitable. To go there, they have to cross a region of space controlled by the Reavers, mad humans who raid ships and eat people alive. They disguise the Firefly as an ship that has already been a victim of the Reavers, and manage to reach Miranda. Upon landing there, the crew of the Firefly discovers that the planet is perfectly habitable, but all its inhabitants are dead, bearing no sign of fight or pain. They later find a recording explaining that the Alliance has tried a drug that would make people more peaceful, but it just made people completely inactive, and they eventually died. One small fraction reacted in the opposite way and became the Reavers. Reynolds then decides to broadcast the message through Mr. Universe's equipment, but the agent knows what he intends to do and is waiting for him with a whole fleet. Reynolds attracts the Reavers's ships that are around Miranda and unleashes them on the Alliance's fleet. The Firefly then lands on Mr. Universe's planet. The crew barricades itself to hold the attacking Reavers back, Mr. Universe has already been killed by the agent, but after a fight with the latter, Reynolds manages to broadcast the message and let the truth about the scheme of the Alliance be revealed.

[ Posté le 28 août 2011 à 10:15 | pas de commentaire | ]

Jeudi, 18 août 2011

Le cave se rebiffe

Catégories : [ TV/Cinéma ]

http://www.cinema-francais.fr/les_films/films_g/films_grangier_gilles/le_cave_se_rebiffe.htm

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Éric Masson, vendeur de voitures américaines d'occasion, apporte à ses usuriers, Charles Lepicard et Lucas Malvoisin, au lieu de l'argent qu'il leur doit, une proposition : imprimer de la fausse monnaie. Le mari de sa maîtresse est un graveur hors-pair qui travaillait (à son insu) pour un faux-monnayeur qui vient d'être arrêté, et il prétend pouvoir convaincre ce Cave de travailler pour eux. Lepicard, tenancier d'un hotel de passe fermé par la police, propose de faire revenir de sa retraîte à Caracas le Dabe, ancien faux-monnayeur. Ce dernier accepte mais veut prendre 50% des bénéfices. Les trois autres tentent alors d'acheter le double de papier et de produire le double de faux billets. Mais le Dabe, en discutant avec le Cave, se rend compte de quelque chose, et le convainc de n'imprimer que la quantité convenue initialement, ce qui lui laisse le temps de nettoyer l'imprimerie avant que les autres n'arrivent pour prendre livraison des billets. Le Dabe et le Cave partent ensuite ensemble pour Caracas.

[ Posté le 18 août 2011 à 10:19 | pas de commentaire | ]

Lundi, 15 août 2011

Transporter 3

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transporter_3

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Frank Martin is kidnapped and coerced into transporting a package, in the company of a girl. Both wear bracelets that explose if they get too far from the car. The kidnapper tels Frank to go first to Budapest, then Bucarest, and finally Odessa. Frank soon understands that the package is the girl, who happens to be the daughter of the Ministry of the Environment of Ukraine. The latter is thus blackmailed into accepting several loads of toxic waste into his country for processing, while at the same time preparig for a speech on saving the environment. Frank delivers the girl to the villain, escapes the goons, chases them in his car while they are on a train by landing with the car on top the train. He eventually kills the villain with his own bracelet and saves the girl just before her father reluctantly signs the authorization papers.

[ Posté le 15 août 2011 à 16:16 | pas de commentaire | ]

Mardi, 9 août 2011

Le labyrinthe de Pan

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http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Le_Labyrinthe_de_Pan

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Espagne, 1944. Un capitaine de l'armée fasciste fait venir sa nouvelle épouse, enceinte, et sa fille Ofelia, dans son camp dans la montagne. Il a pour ordre d'éradiquer les maquisards communistes, opposants au régime. Ofelia, férue de contes de fées, découvre le labyrinthe qui se trouve à coté du camp et y rencontre un faune. Ce dernier lui explique qu'elle est la réincarnation de l'esprit de la princess Moanna, qui doit un jour retourner au monde souterrain. Ofelia doit accomplir trois tâches avant la pleine lune, afin de prouver sa valeur. La première tâche consiste à faire avaler des pierres magiques à un crapaud géant vivant sous un arbre creux, et lui permet de trouver une clé. La deuxième consiste à prendre une dague dans la demeure d'un ogre sans réveiller ce dernier. Ofélia parvient de justesse à prendre la dague, mais réveille le monstre parce qu'elle a ignoré les conseils du faune. Ce dernier est faché et disparait. Peu après, la mère d'Ofelia meurt en couches. Le docteur ne peut cepenant pas l'aider, car il vient d'être tué par le capitaine, qui avait découvert ses liens avec les rebelles. Ofelia est ensuite capturée en train de fuir avec une servante qui était aussi une rebelle. Cette dernière parvient à blesser le capitaine et à s'enfuir. Le faune réapparait et lui dit de prendre le bébé dans la chambre du capitaine et de le rejoindre dans le labyrinthe. Là il lui dit qu'une goutte de sang du bébé ouvrira le portail vers le monde souterrain. Ofelia refuse de blesser l'enfant, et est découverte par le capitaine (qui ne voit pas le faune), qui reprend le bébé et tire sur Ofélia. Pendant ce temps, les rebelles attaquent le camp, récupèrent le bébé et tuent le capitaine. Le sang d'Ofélia coule sur la pierre-portail, et tandis qu'Ofelia meurt, l'esprit de Moanna retrouve ses parents dans le monde souterrain, le faune lui dit qu'elle a réussi à accomplir la troisième épreuve, à savoir préférer verser son sang que celui d'un innocent.

[ Posté le 9 août 2011 à 18:03 | pas de commentaire | ]

Dimanche, 7 août 2011

Les barbouzes

Catégories : [ TV/Cinéma ]

http://www.allocine.fr/film/fichefilm-8186/affiches/detail/?cmediafile=19211072

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Benard Shah, marchand d'armes mais aussi acquéreur de brevets sur les armes bactériologiques et nucléaires, meurt à Paris dans une maison close. Francis Lagneau, agent secret français se faisant passer pour le cousin de Benard Shah, est chargé de ramener discrètement le corps à sa femme, Amaranthe, résident dans un chateau en Allemagne, ainsi que de récupérer lesdits brevets. Il n'est pas seul sur le coup, des agents allemand, suisse et soviétiques se présentent aussi comme amis du défunt. Un américain se présente plusieurs fois, sans couverture, offrant une somme toujours plus importante pour les brevets, mais se fait jeter par la fenêtre par les quatre agents européens. Des asiatiques se sont aussi introduits dans le chateau par divers passages secrets et éliminent le personnel pour prendre leur place. Ils sont finalement éliminés à leur tour par les européens. Les agents ont pour ordre de séduire la veuve, mais seul le français y parvient, et part avec elle à Lisbonne chercher les brevets dans un coffre de banque. Ils sont rejoints par les trois autres agents et par l'américain. Les premiers s'enfuient en train vers la France, font des plans de voyage de noce, mais sont à nouveau rejoints par les quatre concurrents. Lagneau éjecte les trois européens du train, mais Amaranthe lui dit que l'américain l'a menacée pour qu'elle lui donne les brevets. Lagneau retrouve l'agent, lui reprend les brevets et ejecte le concurrent à son tour. Finalement, Amaranthe lui montre le chèque de quatre millions de dollars que l'américain lui avait donné en payement.

[ Posté le 7 août 2011 à 11:10 | pas de commentaire | ]

Lundi, 18 juillet 2011

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part 2

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Catégories : [ TV/Cinéma/Harry Potter ]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harry_Potter_and_the_Deathly_Hallows_%E2%80%93_Part_2

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Conclusion to Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part 1

Harry and his friends have rescued Griphook from the clutches of Voldemort, and now ask him to help them break into Beatrix Lestrange's vault at Gringotts. They find another horcrux, made from Helga Hufflepuf's cup, which they destroy as soon as they have escaped from Gringott, flying away on its guarding dragon. They then return to Hogwarts, where a vision of Voldermort's told Harry that another horcrux is hidden there. They guess it is Rowena Ravenclaw's diadem, which had been lost for centuries. Harry's return seeds a revolt in the school, which is soon attacked by the Deatheaters. Thanks to the ghost of Rowena's daughter, Harry understands that the diadem is in the room of requirements, and manages to get it and destroy it. The attack on the school is terrible, and Voldermort calls off the attack but asks Harry to surrender. While looking for Voldemort's snake Nagini (which is the last horcrux), the three heroes witness Voldemort killing Snape for the control of the Elder wand, but Snape still manages to give some memories to Harry. The latter thus learns that Snape had been in love with his mother for a long time, and had always been working for Dumbledore. He also learns that when Voldemort failed to kill him as a baby, a piece of his soul went into Harry, making him a horcrux as well ; Harry must thus die for Voldemort to be able to be killed. Harry then meets Voldemort, but doesn't really die when hit by the latter's curse: instead, he discusses with Dumbledore in some kind of limbo. When Voldermort and his troops enter a devastated Hogwarts carrying Harry's body, the latter escapes and eventually duels with Voldemort. Neville Longbottom, who had found Griffindor's sword in the sorting hat (that was lying among the rubble), kills Nagini, rendering Voldemort mortal. The latter's curse rebounds on him, finally killing him. Harry catches the Elder wand and decides to destroy it. In the epilogue, nineteen years later, Harry and Ginny's kids, accompanied by Ron and Hermione's board the Hogwarts Express at King's Cross Station.

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