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Jeudi, 15 novembre 2018

Margin Call

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Margin_Call_(film)

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A short time before the subprime crisis, an investment bank notices that their MBS investments are becoming more risky, their volatility having multiple times exceeded the acceptable risk inverval defined by the model. In the course of the night, the CEO comes in, is explained the situation and eventually takes the decision to sell all their MBS assets in the next morning, knowing very well that it will cause a crash in the values of those securities and get the whole financial world to hate them.

[ Posté le 15 novembre 2018 à 22:46 | pas de commentaire | ]

Mardi, 23 octobre 2018

New Police Story

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Police_Story

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Chan is a police officer in Hong Kong. With his team, he attempts to arrest a gang of robbers who seem to be more interesting in the robbing than in the money they steal, and who also have a particular hatred for the police. Chan's team quickly discovers they have been led into a trap, and all but Chan are attacked in a vicious way, Chan being force to play with the gangsters in the hope to save some of his men, including his soon-to-be brother in law. The gangsters having no intention of letting him win, all are killed, and Chan gets depressed, drunk and on extended leave from his work. Some day Frank, a young policeman, appears, claims to be Chan's new partner, and manages to get him motivated to restart the investigation about the gang of robbers. Thanks to a clue from the first encounter with the gang, they find the robbers who manage to escape after wreaking havoc in the city. The duo is arrested, but allowed to escape and receive unofficial help from their colleagues. Soon after, Chan's ex-fiancée whom Frank convinced him to reacquaint with is almost killed by a bomb sent by the gang. The robbers have also published a video game where the goal is to rob various places they have already (and not yet) robbed and kill the policemen, thanks to which they discover the location of the next attack. Chan eventually manages to get them arrested or killed. In the end we learn that Frank is not a policeman, but as a child he had been shown kindness by Chan a when his father had been killed by accident after stealing food.

[ Posté le 23 octobre 2018 à 20:46 | pas de commentaire | ]

Lundi, 22 octobre 2018

Deadpool

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deadpool_(film)

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Wade Wilson is a mercenary. He falls in love with Vanessa, but soon after is diagnosed with terminal cancer. A shady character offers to cure him if he joins an experimental treatment. Wilson eventually accepts, and his body gets stressed to the extreme by Ajax in order to make potential mutant genes express themselves. When this happens, he gets the ability to regenerate parts of his body from almost any wound, but becomes hideously disfigured. He destroys the laboratory but Ajax, who taunted Wilson by telling him he could revert his disfigurement but would not do it, escapes. Wilson is convinced that Vanessa would reject him if she sees him, so he becomes a vigilante named Deadpool spending his time hunting down Ajax in the hope for a cure. Deadpool intercepts Ajax and destroys the convoy of armed men, but Ajax escapes as two X-Men stop him. Ajax then finds and kidnaps Vanessa, and Deadpool asks for the help of the X-Men to rescue her. Deadpool captures Ajax and kills him after he revealed that there is actually no cure. Although angry at his earlier disappearance, Vanessa reconciles with Wilson.

[ Posté le 22 octobre 2018 à 22:41 | pas de commentaire | ]

Lundi, 8 octobre 2018

Planet 51

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Planet_51

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Chuck, a NASA astronaut lands on Planet 51, where little green men live in a society close to the 1950s USA. They immediately fear the alien, believing him to turn people into zombies, and attempt to arrest him. He is hidden by Lem, an astronomy geek, and his sci-fi enthusiastic friend Skiff, and soon joined by Rover, a autonomous robot sent ahead for collecting rock samples, who escapes the museum where it was on display when detecting the presence of the astronaut. Chuck and Rover are eventually taken away by the army to Base 9, but saved by Lem, Skiff and their friends as the local mad scientist was about to surgically remove Chuck's brain. Army General Grawl finally understands that he needs not be afraid of the unknown, and they all leave the self-destructing Base 9 with Chuck's lander. When all are safe home, Chuck flies back to Earth.

[ Posté le 8 octobre 2018 à 20:42 | pas de commentaire | ]

Lundi, 1er octobre 2018

The Maltese Falcon

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Maltese_Falcon_(1941_film)

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In 1941 San Francisco, Sam Spade's detective agency is hired to track Floyd Thursby, getting Sam's partner killed while staking him out. Spade tracks down his client who goes by the name of Brigid O'Shaughnessy, and agrees to investigate Thursby's murder. Sam is then contacted by Cairo, who offers him money to find a black statuette of a bird. Spade soon suspects that O'Shaughnessy and Cairo know each other. The next day Sam notices being followed by a young man, Wilmer, and arranges a meeting with the man's boss, Gutman. The man eventually reveals to Spade he has been tracking for years a very valuable falcon's statuette, that has been changing hands for centuries. Gutman then drugs Spade and disappears, and when the latter wakes up, he finds a clue taking him to a burning freighter in the harbour. Soon after, the captain of the ship, mortally wounded, arrives at Spade's office and drops a bundle containing the Maltese Falcon. Spade hides the package after receiving a distressed call from O'Shaughnessy, and returns to his apartment, finding all the protagonists waiting for him. Gutman is ready to buy the Falcon, and Spade haggles to get Wilmer to be turned to the police for the murders of Thursby and the captain. At dawn, Sam calls his secretary, asking her to bring the package. Upon unwrapping it, Gutman discovers it's a worthless copy; its owner, from whom O'Shaughnessy and Thursby had stolen the Falcon in Istanbul, had understood its worth from Gutman's insistence at buying it and replaced it with a copy. Gutman and Cairo leave to continue their quest for the Falcon while Spade calls the police to pick up Wilmer. He also gets O'Shaughnessy arrested for the murder of his partner, despite his feelings for her.

[ Posté le 1er octobre 2018 à 22:59 | pas de commentaire | ]

Samedi, 29 septembre 2018

Robin Hood

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robin_Hood_(2010_film)

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Richard Lionheart dies in France on his way back to England from the crusade. His knight, Robert Locksley carries his crown back to his brother John, but is killed in an ambush by Godfrey, a traitor working for the king Philippe of France. The ambush fails thanks to Robin Longstride, a deserter, who agrees to bring the crown to John. Pretending to be Robert Locksley, Robin delivers the crown, then goes to Nottingham to bring Locksley's sword back to his father. The father convinces Robin to stay under the assumed identity, and gradually falls in love with Marian, Robert's widow. When King John's taxmen come and take the last of the estate's grain, Robin ambushes them to recover and sow it. In the meanwhile, King John has named his friend Godfrey the new minister of finances, but the latter pillages the north of England with French soldiers in disguise, to upset the barons and turn them against King John, weakening the country and allowing King Philippe to invade England. When King John comes in the North to hear the barons' complaints, Robin convinces them to unite and prevent the invasion. The barons accept, in exchange for King John's promise to sign a charter defining the people's right, and together they manage to push the French army back as they debark. But King John later goes back on his promise, and declares Robin an outlaw. With Marian and a few friends, he takes refuge in the forest of Sherwood.

[ Posté le 29 septembre 2018 à 23:50 | pas de commentaire | ]

Lundi, 27 août 2018

Absolutely Anything

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Absolutely_Anything

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Neil is a British elementary school teacher and is in love with his neighbour Catherine. One day he is given absolute power by the “galactic council”, a quatuor of aliens who test whether other species are fit to join the council. Those who are not fit are destroyed; until now, no species has joined the council. The tests consists is testing a random human for ten days and see if he is able to use the power for doing good. Neil quickly understands that he got the power, and that they don't always produce the intended effect (his friend Ray asked him to make miss Pringle worship him, and she actually started a religion about Ray). Neil also gives his dog Dennis the ability to talk and think rationally. The source of the power malfunctions just as he believes he makes Catherine fall in love with him. In reality Catherine already had feelings for Neil, but she is put off when she believes Dennis (whom she has heard but not seen) is Neil's boyfriend. In the meanwhile, Catherine's ex-boyfriend, a US Army colonel, is in town hoping to reconquer her heart. When he discovers Neil's abilities, he kidnaps him and force him to do his bidding. He is saved by Ray and Catherine but Catherine refuses to see him again when she learns he used the power to make her fall in live with him. After failing to commit suicide, Neil gives his power to Dennis, who uses it to destroy its source just as the aliens are about to destroy the Earth. The story starts from the beginning again but having retained some memories, Neil finally dares asking Catherine to dinner, which she agrees to.

[ Posté le 27 août 2018 à 22:48 | pas de commentaire | ]

Jeudi, 16 août 2018

The Sting

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Sting

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Hooker and Luther are grifters in 1936 Chicago. After unknowingly conning a large sum of money from a mobster conveying it to his boss, Luther is murdered. Hooker escapes and seeks Gondorff who can teach him the greatest cons. They both agree to trick Lonnegan the mob boss who ordered Luther's murder. They setup a horse betting parlor where the horse race comments are read from a telegraph receiver, and make Lonnegan believe they have an arrangement with a Western Union employee who provides the race comments with a few minutes delay so that it is possible to bet on the winning horse before the race appears to be starting in the parlor. After a first successful attempt, Lonnegan bets a large sum belonging to the bank he works for. At this moment, a fake FBI agent appears, pretends to kill Hooker and Gondorff, and Lonnegan is taken out “to avoid scandal”, forced to leave his money behind.

[ Posté le 16 août 2018 à 22:28 | pas de commentaire | ]

Vendredi, 15 juin 2018

Solo: A Star Wars Story

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solo:_A_Star_Wars_Story

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On Corellia, Han and Qi'ra are forced to work for a gang in order to survive. The day Han manages to steal a sample of coaxium, the precious hyperspace fuel, they use it as bribe in an attempt to escape the planet. Qi'ra is taken back, but Han enrolls in the Imperial Flight Academy under the name Solo, promising himself to get a ship and come back for her. Three years later, expelled from the Academy and fighting as an infantryman, he attempts to join Beckett's gang, thieves posing as soldiers. Beckett gets him thrown in the pit to be eaten by the beast, a wookie named Chewbacca whom Han befriends; they escape together and are finally accepted in Beckett's gang, who needs hands for his next heist: stealing a shipment of coaxium from an imperial train. The mission almost succeeds, but they are attacked by Enfys Nest's Cloud Riders, and the precious cargo is lost, getting Beckett's wife killed in the process. Han and Beckett then meet with Crimson Dawn's crime boss Dryden Vos who had ordered the heist, and to save their lives they promise to find unrefined coaxium from Kessel. Vos sends his lieutenant with them, who is none other than Qi'ra, who apparently made a career in organized crime. Needing a ship, they meet famous smuggler Lando Calrissian. Han challenges Lando to a game of sabacc for his ship, the Millenium Falcon. Lando wins by cheating, but agrees to join them for a share of the profit. They manage to steal the coaxium on Kessel by wreaking havoc at the mine, freeing all the slave workers. Coaxium is very unstable, and since they have lost much time at the mine, they are forced to find a shortcut through the maelstrom to evade an imperial blockade. Making the Kessel run in less than 20 parsec, they reach the planet Savareen where the fuel can be refined and stabilized. There they meet Enfys Nest again, who explains that they are rebels fighting against Crimson Dawn and the Empire. Solo is willing to give them the precious coaxium and trick Vos, but Beckett double-crosses him. Qi'ra fights and kills her boss, and sends Han after Beckett, whom he kills before getting killed. In the meanwhile, Qi'ra takes control of Crimson Dawn and leaves Han alone. Some time later, he meets Lando again, and wins the Falcon at sabacc. Han and Chewbacca leave for Tatooine where a gangster is putting together a smuggling operation.

[ Posté le 15 juin 2018 à 21:09 | pas de commentaire | ]

Gravity

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gravity_(2013_film)

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Near the end of a mission on the Hubble space telescope, a large amount of space debris destroy the shuttle, and only two members of the crew, Stone and Kowalsky survive. They manage to reach the nearby evacuated ISS thanks to Kowalski's MMU, but only Stone manages to enter the station. Kowalski tells her over the radio to use the second Soyuz module (unusable for landing because its parachute had accidentally deployed) to fly to the Tiangong station and use its Shenzhou module to land. She manages to board the second Soyuz module just as the orbiting space debris arrive again ad destroy the station. But Stone discovers she has run out of fuel, and decides to cut the oxygen and wait for death. She has a hallicination of Kowalski coming back and telling her that she can use the module's soft landing rocket to fly to the Tiangong. Ejecting herself from the module as it approaches the Chinese station at an angle, she uses a fire extinguisher to manoeuvre, reach and enter the station that is slowly entering Earth's atmosphere. The Shengzhou being similar to the Soyouz, she succeeds at landing it as the rest of the station burns.

[ Posté le 15 juin 2018 à 20:36 | pas de commentaire | ]

Mercredi, 6 juin 2018

The Wolverine

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Wolverine_(film)

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Prisoner in a camp outside Nagasaki in 1945, Logan saves the life of a Japanese officer from the blast of the atomic bomb. Many years later, Logan has not aged, but the Japanese man, Yashida, is dying and sends his adopted daughter Yukio to bring Logan to him. He offers to transfer Logan's immortality to him so that Logan can finally become mortal again, while Yashida can live forever and protect his industrial empire and his grand-daughter Mariko from the Yakuza who want to kidnap her. Logan refuses, and the next night Yashida dies and his doctor secretly introduces something in Logan's body that will make him much weaker. During Yashidas's funeral, Yakuzas attempt to kidnap Mariko, but Logan saves her, getting hurt and unable to heal as quickly as before. Mariko and Logan hide in Nagasaki in a family house, but she gets kidnapped nonetheless. With Yukio's help, they discover that it is Mariko's father Shingen who kidnapped her, as he cannot accept that Yashida made her his heir. Back at the Yashida home in Tokyo Logan, thanks to Yashida's medical equipment, discovers the device lodged around his heart and extracts it. He then kills Shingen who had tried to kill him and Mariko. Yukio and Logan discover that Mariko is held captive in a factory in the mountains, in Yashida's birth place. There Logan is taken prisoner by ninjas (who have served Yashida's family for generations) and Yashida's doctor, a mutant named Viper, introduces him to the Silver Samurai, an electromechanical suit made of adamantium that will extract Logan's healing factor. Thanks to Yukio, Logan manages to escape, losing his adamantium claws in the process, and discovers that the Silver Samurai is manned by Yashida, who was willing to take Logan's healing power even without his consent. Logan eventually kills Yashida and regrows claws made of bone. Logan then leaves Japan. Two years later he is met by Magneto and Professor Xavier who warn him about a new threat against the mutants.

[ Posté le 6 juin 2018 à 23:25 | pas de commentaire | ]

Dimanche, 3 juin 2018

Captain America: Civil War

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Captain_America:_Civil_War

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The Avengers always stop the villains, but always at the cost of massive damage, and particularly innocent civilians. The U.N. propose them to sign an agreement to be overseen by a U.N. committee. Some, as Iron Man, agree to it while others, as Captain America, want to remain independent and chose their fights. The signature ceremony is interrupted by a terrorist attack, and Bucky Barnes the Winter Soldier is identified as the attacker. Captain America decides to go and prevent the authorities from killing his long-time friend, but they all got apprehended. Barnes is then interrogated by Zemo pretending to be a psychiatrist; Zemo reactivates Barnes' Winter Soldier powers and send him on rampage to cover his own escape. Captain America manages to capture Barnes, who reveals that Zemo wanted the location of the abandonned Hydra base where the four other Winter Soldiers are kept in cryostasis. Captain America wants to immediately chase Zemo, without waiting for the U.N. committee's approval. Led by Iron Man, some Avengers (including Ant-Man and Spiderman) try to stop the other led by Captain America, but fail to prevent them from going after Zemo. Discovering that Barnes was framed by Zemo, Iron Man flies to the Hydra base. There Zemo reveals that Barnes, under the control of Hydra, had killed Tony Stark's parents, leading Iron Man to attempt to kill Barnes, ending up fight Captain America who tries to protect his friend. Zemo is eventually apprehended by Iron Man, but not before Captain America has left the Avengers, leaving his shield behind. Zemo is satisfied, as his plan for avenging the death of his family in Sokovia caused by the Avengers fighting Ultron was to plant discord among them.

[ Posté le 3 juin 2018 à 22:57 | pas de commentaire | ]

Mardi, 29 mai 2018

La classe américaine

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https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/La_Classe_am%C3%A9ricaine

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Georges Abitbol, l'homme le plus classe du monde, meurt soudainement. Trois journalistes interrogent des personnes qui l'ont connu afin d'écrire un article sur sa vie. On suspecte un ami de l'avoir tué pour une histoire d'amour, mais finalement on apprend qu'il est toujours en vie.

[ Posté le 29 mai 2018 à 22:39 | pas de commentaire | ]

Vendredi, 11 mai 2018

The Big Short

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Big_Short_(film)

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One fund manager notices that the US housing market was rotten two years before the 2007 crash. He invests in credit default swaps, asking an investment bank to create a market for them, betting against the market, despite the common idea that the housing market cannot collapse, because it never had before. A few other investors learn of his analysis and follow his steps. The funds' investors are not happy about the fact that they need to pay large premiums for two years, but the managers are convinced they are right. In the meanwhile, some of them investigate the situation and discovers that mortgage brokers are selling loans to people who will not be able to pay them back, re-selling those mortgages to banks that are eager to turn them into financial instruments, MBS and CDOs. These instruments are well rated by complacent rating agencies, which helps keeping their values artificially high when more and more people start to default on their payments. When the value of the CDOs finally plummet, those traders sell their CDS, making enormous profits, but most of them give up on finance, disgusted by the fact that the system is rotten to the core.

[ Posté le 11 mai 2018 à 23:09 | pas de commentaire | ]

Dimanche, 6 mai 2018

Ant-Man

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ant-Man_(film)

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Hank Pym had invented a way to shrink a human to the size of an ant but refuses to reveal it to his partner Darren Cross who wants to weaponize it. Years after having evicted Pym from the research center, Cross has managed to create his own method of shrinking humans, and plans to sell it to the highest bidder (who happens to be Hydra) in combination to the Yellowjacket, a mechanised body armour. Pym then enrolls Scott Lang, an ex-burglar, to become Ant-Man, by luring him into stealing the Ant-Man suit. Lang is caught, and Pym helps him escape prison by becoming the size on an ant. Pym manages to convince Lang to become Ant-Man and and prevent Cross from selling the Yellowjacket. Ant-Man enters secretly the research center during the unveiling ceremony for the Yellowjacket and with the help of the ants that Pym has somehow domesticated, they destroy the computers holding the research on the weapon. Ant-Man is however captured when trying to destroy the Yellojacket prototype, and a long fight ensues, against Cross wearing the armour. Ant-Man manages to enter the armour by reducing to a subatomic size, from which he manages to grow again despite Pym's prediction of getting lost in an environment where time and space lose meaning.

[ Posté le 6 mai 2018 à 22:59 | pas de commentaire | ]

Mardi, 1er mai 2018

Avengers: Age of Ultron

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Avengers:_Age_of_Ultron

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While raiding a Hydra base in Eastern Europe, the Avengers find an extra-terrestrial sceptre containing an IA in a gem, an Infinity Stone. Stark attempts to use that IA to make the ultimate peace-keeping android, Ultron. Ultron's consciousness awakes by accident, and it decides that to preserve peace on Earth, all humans must be eliminated. Ultron uses the Hydra lab to build an army of robots, and enrolls the Maximoff twins, who blame Stark for the death of their parents. The Avengers track Ultron in its search for vibranium, but he escapes, and Wanda Maximoff's psychic powers provoke hallucinations about potential futures, that almost breaks the team apart (and causes Hulk to do much damage in a city). In Seoul, Ultron forces Dr. Cho to create a body that allies the gem, vibranium and synthetic human cells, but the transfer of the mind to the new body is interrupted by Cho who got a warning from Wanda, the twins having turned against Ultron when learning its desire to kill all humans. The new body is recovered by the Avengers, and Stark merges JARVIS with the partial Ultron consciousness, creating a powerful being decided to stop Ultron. Back in Eastern Europe, Ultron uses the Hydra lab to build a device that lifts the whole nearby city in order to turn it into a meteor that will cause the next massive extinction of species. The Avengers, helped by Nick Fury and a few former S.H.I.E.L.D. agents, evacuate the city as it is lifting off, and destroy it in the nick of time.

[ Posté le 1er mai 2018 à 21:12 | 1 commentaire | ]

Dimanche, 22 avril 2018

Antz

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antz

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Z is a nonconformist worker ant. One evening, he unknowingly meets princess Bala who wanted to discover the lower class of the ant society, and falls in love. Learning she would assist to the next day's military parade, he exchanges places with his soldier friend Weaver. The parading soldiers are immediately sent out to attack the termites, an attempt by general Mandible to get rid of all the soldiers loyal to the queen. Mandible, betrothed to Bala, aims to become the new ruler and build a new society without those feeble workers. Z survives unexpectedly, becomes a hero, meets the Queen, kidnaps the princess, and together they escape the colony. Z dreams to find the mythic Insectopia. They eventually reach the place (located around a garbage bin), but Bala is taken by Mandible's second in command, and Z follows them back to the colony. There they discover Mandible's plan to submerge the colony with the nearly finished tunnel that will open below a pond, keeping only his trusted soldiers with him. Z and his friends manage to evacuate the Queen and all the workers while the water is pouring in, killing Mandible in the process.

[ Posté le 22 avril 2018 à 21:33 | pas de commentaire | ]

Dimanche, 15 avril 2018

Le faux magistrat

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Des bijoux, revendus par le marquis de Tergall à un bijoutier sont volés à Saint-Calais, ainsi que l'argent de la vente. Au même moment, Fantômas est en prison à Louvain. Juve décide de le faire évader et de se laisser enfermer à sa place. Des inspecteurs de la Sûreté le suivent, dans l'intention de l'arrêter à son arrivée en France. Hélas, Fantômas les sème et prend la place d'un passager du train, qui s'avère être le nouveau juge d'instruction de Saint-Calais. Fantômas assassine le marquis et fait chanter sa femme pour qu'elle lui remette une forte somme d'argent. En même temps, il vole aux voleurs les bijoux et l'argent de leur vente. Fandor fait faire extrader Juve et le fait venir à Saint-Calais, où le subterfuge est expliqué au procureur. Sachant qu'il va être reconnu et arrêté, Fantômas, jouant toujours le rôle du juge d'instruction, donne un ordre secret au chef des gardiens de prison de relâcher Fantômas après qu'on l'ait arrêté, étant donné que Juve se fait passer pour Fantômas. Fantômas se laisse donc arrêter après avoir enlevé sa perruque et sa fausse barbe, et se retrouve peu après à nouveau en liberté.

[ Posté le 15 avril 2018 à 19:27 | pas de commentaire | ]

Vendredi, 13 avril 2018

Fantômas contre Fantômas

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Juve est accusé d'être Fantômas et incarcéré. L'ancienne maîtresse de Fantômas, maintenant mariée, donne un bal masqué. Fandor y va déguisé en Fantômas, et un policier a la même idée que lui. Le véritable Fantômas s'y rend aussi, tue le policier et, toujours masqué, se fait panser une blessure au bras avant de partir. Le juge va alors vérifier le bras de Juve dans sa cellule, et y découvre une blessure. Mais on a tôt fait de découvrir que Nibet, le gardien travaillant pour Fantômas, a drogué l'inspecteur et l'a blessé pour le faire accuser. Juve est libéré secrètement. Fandor enquête de son coté et se fait accidentellement enfermer dans la maison abandonnée où Fantômas a caché son butin, à l'abri de sa bande de complices. Ce dernier, se faisant passer pour un simple lieutenant, promet que Fantômas procèdera au partage lorsqu'il se sera évadé. La bande, impatiente, enlève Juve, le croyant Fantômas et l'emmène à la maison abandonnée. Caché dans la maison, Fandor lui explique où est caché le butin. Au même moment Fantômas, se faisant passer pour Tom Bob, détective américain, fait venir la police à la maison abandonnée pour faire arrêter ses complices. Juve et Fandor étant sur place, ils parviennent à arrêter Fantômas, mais ce dernier parvient encore une fois à s'échapper.

[ Posté le 13 avril 2018 à 23:21 | pas de commentaire | ]

Vendredi, 6 avril 2018

Le mort qui tue

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https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Le_Mort_qui_tue_(film,_1913)

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Fandor croit Juve mort dans l'explosion de la villa, mais en réalité ce dernier a infiltré la pègre et surveille Nibet, complice de Fantômas. Fantômas a fait accuser un artisan de meurtre ; ce dernier meurt dans une cellule de palais de justice, et son corps disparaît. Fandor cherche à savoir comment le corps a pu disparaître, et son enquête le mène dans les égouts où il échappe de peu à Fantômas (grâce à l'action de Juve). Plusieurs vols sont ensuite commis par le malfaiteur, et on retrouve les empreintes du mort (Fantômas s'étant fabriqué un gant avec la peau de la main du mort pour laisser exprès ses empreintes). En parallèle, la s½ur de la victime retrouve dans les documents de son frère une liste perdue par Fantômas qui indique qui seront ses futures victimes, et la date approximative des méfaits. Fantômas cherche à plusieurs reprises à assassiner la femme, et elle doit son salut à Fandor. Juve se révèle alors à son ami, et en croisant leurs informations, ils déduisent que Fantômas se cache sous l'identité d'un banquier. Malheureusement, il parvient à nouveau à s'échapper au moment de son arrestation.

[ Posté le 6 avril 2018 à 16:26 | pas de commentaire | ]

Dimanche, 1er avril 2018

Juve contre Fantômas

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Une complice de Fantômas séduit un négociante et l'accompagne à bord du Simplon-Express ; Fandor les suit. Durant le voyage, leur wagon est détaché et ils sont dévalisés par la bande de Fantômas. Quelques temps plus tard, Juve et Fandor croisent la complice dans un restaurant ; sous la contrainte, elle leur révèle que Fantômas se trouve à ce même restaurant sous le déguisement du Dr. Chaleck. Juve et Fandor l'arrêtent, mais il parvient à s'échapper. Peu de temps après, on tente d'assassiner Juve en introduisant un serpente constricteur dans sa chambre, mais grâce à Fandor, Juve est sauf. Plus tard encore, la villa de Lady Beltham est en vente, mais on la dit hantée. Juve et Fandor la visitent et découvre que quelqu'un s'y rend régulièrement la nuit. Il s'agit de Fantômas qui y rencontre Lady Beltham. La police donne alors l'assaut, mais Fantômas s'échappe en faisant exploser une bombe dans la villa.

[ Posté le 1er avril 2018 à 12:03 | 1 commentaire | ]

Mardi, 27 mars 2018

Fantômas – À l'ombre de la guillotine

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https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fant%C3%B4mas_(film,_1913)

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Suite à un vol de bijoux, l'inspecteur Juve enquête au domicile de Gurn et y trouve le cadavre de Lord Beltham et des cartes de visite au nom de Fantômas. Gurn est finalement arrêté et condamné à mort, mais sa maîtresse, Lady Beltham, soudoie des gardiens et remplace Fantômas en prison par l'acteur Valgrand qui vient de jouer sur scène les dernières heures du criminel. Valgrand est reconnu peu avant l'heure fatale, et Fantômas est libre à nouveau.

[ Posté le 27 mars 2018 à 22:38 | 1 commentaire | ]

Dimanche, 18 mars 2018

Hei kliffaa hei

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Catégories : [ TV/Cinéma ]

Hei kliffaa hei

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Samedi, 10 mars 2018

Lentävät luupäät

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Catégories : [ TV/Cinéma ]

https://fi.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lent%C3%A4v%C3%A4t_luup%C3%A4%C3%A4t

Wikipedia

[ Posté le 10 mars 2018 à 21:42 | pas de commentaire | ]

Dimanche, 4 mars 2018

Buster Keaton Short Movies

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One_Week_(1920_film)

A young couple builds their build-it-yourself house, but a rejected suitor modifies the building instructions. The house-warming party ends in a disaster, and they eventually find out they built the house on the wrong plot. A train destroys the house as they try to move it.

Neighbors_(1920_film)

Young lovers living on neighbouring houses are trying to see each other, but their fathers do their best to keep them apart. They finally attempt to get married, but the hostile fathers do their best to prevent the ceremony to get to its conclusion. They do get married in the end, though.

The_Goat_(1921_film)

A man is mistakenly identified as a dangerous criminal. He tries to escape the police and find refuge in a nice girl's home (who lives with her parents). The father happens to be the policeman chasing the poor man. She eventually helps him escape.

The_Playhouse_(film)

Keaton plays several roles in this film, many of them appearing on screen simultaneously. The characters are in a variety theatre as several muscians, singer, dancer and choristers. He also plays the part of the prop master, who tries to court a woman, but repeatedly confuse her with her twin sister.

The_Paleface_(1922_film)

A butterfly collector enters the territory of Indians who are being kicked out by crooked oil sharks who have stolen their land deed. He manages to survive being burned at the stake buy making an asbestos suit. Awed by this, the Indians treat them as one of their own. He then helps them face the oil sharks, but he is caught by their boss, who forces him to change clothes with him. The Indians (and a rival tribe) chase him, but eventually recognize him. In the boss's jacket, he finds the land deed, allowing the Indians to stay on their land.

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Lundi, 26 février 2018

Big Game

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Catégories : [ TV/Cinéma ]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Game_(2014_film)

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Oskari needs to go hunt alone in the Laplandish forest on his thirteenth's birthday, as a rite of passage. In the meanwhile, Air Force One it shot down while flying over the same forest, with the help of the president's bodyguard, Morris. The president's escape pod is found by Oskari, who takes him along on his hunting trip. But when reaching the family's secret hunting spot, Oskari finds a deer's head in a refrigerator, a sign that his father does not believe him to be able to hunt on his own. Morris cathes them at this place, soon joined by Hazar, who mostly wants to enjoy the hunt of such big game. Oskari and the president manage to escape, riding down a slope in the refrigerator, and arriving in the lake where Air Force One has crashed. They find shelter in the plane, but Hazar finds them, arms a bomb, but is then abandonned by Morris. They manage to escape using the pilots' ejection seats, killing Hazar and Morris in the process. Oskari is accepted among the hunters, having accomplished an even bigger feat than his father had.

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Dimanche, 11 février 2018

Tup-Akka-Lakko

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Catégories : [ TV/Cinéma ]

https://fi.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tup_akka_lakko

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Samedi, 10 février 2018

Pride and Prejudice

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pride_%26_Prejudice_(2005_film)

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Mrs Bennet's sole concern is to marry her five daughters before her husband dies and their farm becomes the property of Mr Bennet's cousin. At a ball, Jane falls in love with a visiting noble, Mr Bingley, while Elizabeth is attracted to the very rich but dry Mr Darcy, Bingley's friend. When Bingley suddenly moves back to London, Elizabeth learns that Darcy has advised his friend to break up with Jane, as she seemed to be interested only by his money. Darcy then tells Elizabeth he loves her, but she accuses him of making Jane's life miserable because he misinterpreted her shyness as a lack of feelings. Soon after, Lydia elopes with a young lieutenant, and all hopes seem lost for the family as this act would all disgrace them. But the lieutenant marries Lydia for a very small dowry, and Elizabeth learns that Darcy had paid a large sum for the marriage to happen. Then Darcy and Bingley come back to the farm, and Bingley, after a false start, asks Jane to marry him. Darcy follows suit and asks Elizabeth to marry him too.

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Dimanche, 28 janvier 2018

Austenland

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Catégories : [ TV/Cinéma ]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Austenland_(film)

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Jane is a huge fan of Jane Austen's novels. She spends all her savings to go to England to a Austen-themed holiday mansion. There she plays the role of an orphan who has been taken in by a rich family. Two other, rich american women play the role of rich, single ladies. Jane is first attracted to Martin, a stableboy, but is then courted by Mr. Nobley, who at first seemed to be a grumpy young man. Knowing that the holiday is scripted, and that the love affairs are part of the story, she sets her heart to Martin, who seems to be genuinly in love with her. On her last day, she learns that Martin was the one who was scripted for her, and that Nobley was the one genuinly in love with her. Upon her return to America, Nobley pops up at her door.

[ Posté le 28 janvier 2018 à 14:58 | pas de commentaire | ]

Jeudi, 4 janvier 2018

Star Wars Episode 8: The Last Jedi

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Catégories : [ TV/Cinéma ]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_Wars:_The_Last_Jedi

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The Resistance evacuates their base when attacked by the First Order. Poe leads a reckless attack against a dreadnought, loosing all bombers and many fighters. Despite jumping to hyperspace, the First Order fleet manages to follow them, and, low on fuel, they have no hope to escape them as long as their tracking device is operational. Despite his orders Poe, Finn and Rose plans to infiltrate Snoke's star dreadnought, but they first need a hacker able to break the various locks on the way to the tracking device's circuit breakers. Finn and Rose find a hacker on Canto Bight and make a narrow escape to the star dreadnought, where they are caught before being able to disable the tracking device. In the meanwhile, Rey meets Luke on Ahch-To, but he refuses to teach her about the ways of the Jedi. Luke is afraid of losing Rey just like he lost Ben Solo to the dark side, who became then Kylo Ren, killing all the other Jedis in training. Luke eventually changes his mind and teaches Rey. During that period, Rey and Kylo are telepathically put in contact, and Rey is convinced that Kylo can be redeemed. She then leaves without Luke and confronts Kylo, who takes her prisoner on the dreadnought and present her to Snoke. While Snoke gloats, Kylo kills Snoke and asks Rey to join him on the dark side. The last rebels escape their last cruiser on small transports that cannot be tracked, while the cruiser rams the dreadnought. In the ensuing chaos, Finn and Rose on one side and Rey and the other escape and join the remaing rebels on an abandonned base on Crait. Their calls for help remain unaswered. Kylo Ren's troops attack the base, but they are distracted by the sudden apparition of Luke (actually a angible projection, Luke having never left Ahch-To), who eventualy dies of exhaustion. The last rebels escape from the base and board the Falcon with Rey.

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Mardi, 26 décembre 2017

Iron Man 3

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iron_Man_3

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A terrorist named the Mandarin has attackd several targets in the USA. When one of Tony Stark's friend is killed, Stark starts to investigate and discovers that the latest attack is due to people who have been genetically modified to acquire super strength and recover from injuries, with the drawback that they heat up and explode from time to time. The Mandarin then attacks Stark's home, and Stark escapes in the nick of time in an experimental Iron Man suit. His investigation leads him to finding the lair of the Mandarin, who is only an actor manipulated by Killian, a mad scientist who had invented the genetic treatment. Killian's plan is to kill the President aboard Air Force One, but all the passenger of the plane are saved by Stark. Only the president is still missing, abducted by Killian. Stark eventually saves the president and kills Killian.

[ Posté le 26 décembre 2017 à 23:45 | pas de commentaire | ]

Inside Out

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Catégories : [ TV/Cinéma ]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inside_Out_(2015_film)

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As a child, Riley's (personified) emotions are dominated by Joy, who does her best to remain on top of things. But when, at age 11, she moves with her parents from Minnesota to San Francisco, she starts to feel homesick and depressed. In her mind, this translates as Sadness taking control more often, and eventually to accidentaly sending happy core memories to the maze-like long-term memory. Joy and Sadness attempt to recover them, but transformations in Riley's personality (and especially her decision to run away back to Minnesota) makes going back to their headquarter very difficult. On the way they meet Riley's childhood's imaginary friend who shows them the path to a station for the Train of Thoughts. After many setbacks, Joy and Sadness return to the headquarters that was manned only by Anger, Disgust and Fear, and only Sadness is able to get Riley to change her mind and retuns home.

[ Posté le 26 décembre 2017 à 23:45 | pas de commentaire | ]

Samedi, 16 décembre 2017

Ella ja kaverit

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Catégories : [ TV/Cinéma ]

https://fi.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ella_ja_kaverit_(elokuva)

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Mercredi, 18 octobre 2017

Barbarella

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barbarella_(film)

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Barbarella is sent by the president of Earth to Tau Ceti, to find the scientist Durand Durand and recover the terrible weapon he invented. After a couple of crash landings and improbable rescues, she arrives at the labyrinth where she learns than Durand Durand is in the city of Sogo. She is flown there by Pygar, the last of the bird-people. They are both taken prisoner by the Black Queen and her Concierge, but Barbarella is rescued by the leader of the underground. She is then again taken prisoner by the Concierge, who happens to be Durand Durand. He then locks up Barbarella with the Queen, and crowns himself king. But the people from the labyrinth revolt using weapons found in Barbarella's ship, while the Queen releases the Matmos (a liquid creature leving below the city that provides the city with energy, in exchange for the evilness of condemned people thrown into it), thus destroying the city. Pygar, whom the Queen had kept as a pet, saves both Barbarella and the Queen.

[ Posté le 18 octobre 2017 à 23:16 | pas de commentaire | ]

Mardi, 17 octobre 2017

Grabbers

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grabbers

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An alien object falls into the sea not far from an island off the coast of Ireland. Soon after people disappear, and a local fisherman catches a strange creature. The octopus-like creature attacks the man, but he manages to get rid of it and kill it. Along with the local police, O'Shea, a drunk resident male officer and Nolan, an enthousiastic female officer, the local doctor and marine biologist study the creature and discover that it needs water and lives on blood, but is allergic to alcohol (that's why the constantly drunk fisherman survived the attack). Since the creature has laid an egg, there must be a male around; the lair of the gigantic male is soon discovered. Since a storm is coming and no help can be expected, they convince all the inhabitants to get drunk all together the same evening at the local pub. The pub is first attacked by the hatchlings which are quickly killed by the fire caused by a drunk Nolan. To allow the people to evacute the pub safely, O'Shea and Nolan attract the male creature to a recycling plant where they kill it by setting it to fire.

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Dimanche, 8 octobre 2017

2001: A Space Odyssey

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2001&x3A;_A_Space_Odyssey_(film)

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At the dawn of mankind, a black monolith appears and teaches the protohumans te use tools. In 2001, a similar monolith is found on the Moon, emitting a signal towards Jupiter. Eighteen months later, a mission is nearing Jupiter, under the control of a supercomputer. The computer decides the two human astronauts are going to jeopardize his mission, and attempts to kill them during EVAs. The second astronaut manages to return to the ship and disables the computer. He finally reaches the monolith near Jupiter, enters it, sees psychedelic lights, sees himself grow old, die and be reborn.

[ Posté le 8 octobre 2017 à 17:53 | pas de commentaire | ]

Dimanche, 17 septembre 2017

Boule et Bill

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http://www.allocine.fr/film/fichefilm-134691/photos/detail/?cmediafile=20376238

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Lors de la visite d'un chenil de la SPA, Boule devient le maître d'un cocker, nommé Bill. Ce dernier causant trop de catastrophes, le père de Boule décide de l'abandonner lorsque son travail le pousse à déménager en banlieue parisienne. Bill parvient cependant à suivre la famille, qui manque d'écraser une tortue en cours de route. Cette dernière, Caroline, est alors adoptée, et Bill et elle tombent immédiatement amoureux. À Paris, Bill est laissé seul dans l'appartement, cause à nouveau des catastrophe, notamment quand Bill lance Caroline dans le vide-ordure et Boule met accidentellement le feu aux poubelles en la recherchant. Lorsque Boule entend ses parents parler de donner Bill, il fugue avec son chien et se cache dans le local des poubelles. Bill est accidentellement emmené par le camion des poubelles à la décharge, et toute la famille part à sa poursuite pour sauver le chien de l'incinération. Le père de Boule démissionne et invente les personnages de bande dessinée inspirées de son fils et de son chien. La famille redéménage dans une maison individuelle, et Boule rencontre Pouf, un voisin.

[ Posté le 17 septembre 2017 à 11:16 | pas de commentaire | ]

Dimanche, 13 août 2017

Jurassic Park

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jurassic_Park_(film)

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Paleontologist are invited to give their approval of a theme park, built on an isolated island, featuring real dinosaurs, genetically reconstructed from DNA found in jurassic mosquitos preserved in amber. During the tour of the park, the main IT engineer runs a program that disables safety measures so that he can steal embryos and resell them. At the same time, a storm arrives on the island, and the engineer, lost in the park, gets killed by a carnivorous dinosaur. More dinosaurs get loose as the electric fences are unoperative. The humans, blocked in the middle of the tour, manage to escape the tyrannosaurus and spend the night in a tree. Meanwhile, other people attempt to reboot the whole computer system and restart the power plant to be able to call for help, while escaping velociraptors. In the end, the surviving characters escape the island by helicopter.

[ Posté le 13 août 2017 à 12:33 | pas de commentaire | ]

Mercredi, 2 août 2017

Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valerian_and_the_City_of_a_Thousand_Planets

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The planet Mül is destroyed as a collateral damage of a war between humans and some other alien species. Thirty years later, only a few survivors, named Pearls, remain. Records indicate that the planet was uninhabited. Valerian and Laureline are tasked to recover the last of the Mül convterters from a black market dealer, unknowingly taking it away from the Pearls who were about to buy it. Commander Filitt plans to give the converter as a gift during a meeting of the council of Alpha, a huge complex of ships and space stations where thousands of alien species cohabitate. The Pearls attack the conference and kidnapp Filitt, but fail to notice that Laureline, as Filitt's bodyguard, was holding onto the converter. Valerian chases the Pearls through Alpha, but Laureline loses contact with him as he enters a radioactive zone at the center of the complex, zone that had appeared recently, grows, and from which no-one has ever come back. Laureline manages to locate Valerian, but she is kidnapped by a primitive species and about to be eaten by their emporor when she is saved by Valerian, who had enrolled Bubble, a shapeshifter, to disguise him as a one of the primitives. Bubble dies in the fight, and Valerian and Laureline eventually reach the Pearl's hideout. They learn the fate of Mül and Filitt's involvement and ensuing coverup. While Filitt's robotic troops prepare to attack the Pearls, Valerian accepts to give them the converter, allowing them to produce enough energy to power the ship they had been secretly constructing and escape in the nick of time.

[ Posté le 2 août 2017 à 23:45 | pas de commentaire | ]

Dimanche, 4 juin 2017

The Incredible Hulk

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Catégories : [ TV/Cinéma ]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Incredible_Hulk_(film)

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Bruce Banner hides in Brazil and communicates secretly with an American biologist to find a cure to his condition, while training to keep his pulse rate down to avoid transforming into the Hulk. The US army locates him by chance and sends a commando to capture him. Banner escapes and travels back to Virginia, to recover data on the university's computers. The data is gone, but Banner reunites with Betty, who had kept the data out of reach of the military. Banner is attacked again by commandos, this time led by Blonsky, a soldier whose abilities have been enhanced thanks to an abandoned project of super-soldier. He is defeated by the Hulk, and Banner and Betty escape to New York where the biologists lives. They attempt to cure Banner, but the attempt fails. Banner and Betty are captured by the commandoes, and Blonsky forces the biologist to inject him some of Banner's synthesized blood, turning him into a large and mad monster. Banner convinces the military that only him can stop Blonsky, currently rampaging through Harlem. After defeating the monster, Banner flees again. Later, while learning to control his power, he is approached by Tony Stark who informs him that he is putting a team together.

[ Posté le 4 juin 2017 à 23:45 | pas de commentaire | ]