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Lundi, 27 février 2017

Hellboy 2: The Golden Army

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hellboy_II:_The_Golden_Army

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Nuada, prince of the magical creatures, attempts to put together the pieces of a crown that would allow him to control the golden army and vanquish the humans. Hellboy, a demon, works for an agency employing magical creatures. They investigate an attack on an auction house where a piece of the crown was being sold. Hellboy and his team's investigation take them to the troll market, a city under the Brooklyn Bridge, where they meet Princess Nuala. They help her hide a map indicating the location of the Army. They however fail, and Nuada takes the map. The agents follow him to Ireland, where the army is hidden. Hellboy fights Nuada for the crown and eventually defeat him.

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Dimanche, 19 février 2017

Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diary_of_a_Wimpy_Kid:_Rodrick_Rules_(film)

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Greg is bullied by his elder brother Rodrick. Their mother decides to let them settle their differences by themselves over a week end where they are home alone. Altough forbidden to do so, Rodrick organises a party, and Greg and him lie together to their parents about it. They become forcibly friends, until the truth is discovered and Rodrick is forbidden to play with his band in the school's talent show. In the meanwhile, they spend another week end at their grandfather's retirement home, where Greg befriends the girl in school on whom he has a crush. Later at the talent show, Greg then accepts, on his mother's insistance, to replace his friend Rowley's partner who has stage fright in his magics number, on the condition that Rodrick is allowed to play with his band. The two brothers get along better from that point on.

[ Posté le 19 février 2017 à 11:07 | pas de commentaire | ]

Mercredi, 8 février 2017

Maleficent

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maleficent_(film)

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Maleficent is the guardian faerie of the Moors. The king of the neighbouring kingdom, failing to invade the Moors, promises the crown to whomever gets rid of Maleficent. Stefan, a stableboy who had developed a romantic relationship with Maleficent, gives in to his greed and treacherously cuts Maleficent's wings and gives them to the dying king. Some time later, the King becomes father of Aurora, who is blessed by three fairy godmothers, and cursed for revenge, by Maleficent. She observes how Aurora grows up and becomes fond of her. As Aurora turns sixteen, Maleficent fails to prevent the curse from happening, and Aurora falls into a the announced death-like sleep, from which she can only be awoken by true love's kiss. A kiss by a prince that Aurora had briefly met earlier fails to wake her up, but she does wake up after being kissed on the brow by Maleficent. The latter then fights the king, who eventually dies. Aurora then becomes queen of both the kingdom and the Moors, and marries the prince nonetheless.

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Lundi, 30 janvier 2017

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eternal_Sunshine_of_the_Spotless_Mind

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Joel's girlfriend Clementine doesn't recognize him; he quickly learns that she used a medical treatment to remove all memories of him from her memory. Joel decides to get the same treatment to remove all memories of her. During the process (that lasts the whole night), he relives all the memories, and suffers when they disappear. The first memories are the most recent, where the couple was already fighting, but when it comes near the end of the night and the good memories start to disappear, he tries to hide them to keep them. At the end of the night however, he has totally forgotten her. But he is unconsciously drawn to a beach where he meets Clementine; they start a new relationship, oblivious of the previous one. They soon receive letters from the doctor's secretary, who, having left her employer after discovering that she had had a relationship with him and had willingly accepted to have it erased from her memory, has decided that patients should know rather than not. Joel and Clementine listen to the recordings of their interview with the doctor and each other's complaints about the other's behaviour, but eventually decide to try having a relationship again.

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Dimanche, 29 janvier 2017

Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fantastic_Beasts_and_Where_to_Find_Them_(film)

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Newt Scamander arrives in 1926 New York with a suitcase full of magical creatures, with the intent of returning one of them to Arizona, where it belongs. The Magical Congress of the USA however forbids possession of magical creatures, even more so as strange phenomena threaten to expose the magical folk to the no-majs. Several of Newt's creatures escape from his suitcase following a mix-up with Jacob's suitcase, and both men are eventually meet former auror Tina and her sister Queenie. Newt introduces Jacob to the creatures living inside his suitcase, and the latter accepts to help Newt recover the ones that have escaped. In the meanwhile a no-maj is killed by the above mentioned strange phenomenon, believed to be a magical creature, and Newt is accused of being responsible and of complicity with the dark wizard Grindelwald. Condemned to be executed, they escape and attempt to recover the last of Newt's creature. Meanwhile, Director of Magical Security Graves is attempting to locate an obscurus, a magic parasite that develops in young wizards who are forced to suppress their powers, turning them into rampaging shadows when overwhelmed with emotions. For that he uses the help of Credence, the adoptive son of a woman who hates witches. Credence happens to be the host of the Obscurus, and when threatened by Graves, he becomes uncontrollable. Newt manages to calm him down, but Graves aggravates the situation, and the aurors eventually kill the obscurus. Graves is arrested and reveals himself to actually be Grindelwald, who wanted to reveal the existence of the magical folk and provoke a civil war.

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Samedi, 7 janvier 2017

The Producers

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Producers_(1968_film)

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Max Bialystock was once a successful Broadway producer. When is accountant tells him he could make more money with a flop than with a successful play (by raising more money than needed and disappearing with the difference), they both decide to produce the worst Broadway musical ever. They find the perfect play, Springtime for Hitler: A Gay Romp with Adolf and Eva at Berchtesgaden, written by a nostalgic, retired German soldier. They raise money by Bialystock's habitual method (selling shares of the musical's revenue to rich old ladies that he seduces), but they sell 25,000 % of the musical's share, making it a must for the musical to be a flop. If the first act of the musical looks promising (the audience hated it), the second act is a success. Bialystock then decides to bomb the theatre to prevent the musical to continue for a second show, but they are caught and sent do prison, where they organize a musical and sell shares to the inmates and the warden.

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Samedi, 26 novembre 2016

Viu-hah hah-taja

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https://fi.wikipedia.org/wiki/Viu-hah_hah-taja

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Dimanche, 6 novembre 2016

Kanelia kainaloon, Tatu ja Patu!

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https://fi.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kanelia_kainaloon,_Tatu_ja_Patu!

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Tatu ja Patu saapuvant Helsinkiin junalla. Heidän pitäisi tavata ystävänsä Veera, mutta Veeran äiti ei usko, että he olevat olemassa. Veera on myöhässä koska auto ei käynnisty, ja Tatu ja Patu päättävät etsiä lahjan Veeralle. Veeran täytyy palata kotiin, joten hän jättää heille viesti, jonka avulla Tatu ja Patu päätyvät erehdyksessä naapurin tyhjään asuntoon seuraavana päivänä. Mutta Veeran on lähdettävä Linnanmäelle, koska siellä on jättipiparkakkutalotilaisuus. Veeran toinen naapuri Martti löytää Tatun ja Patun väärästä talosta, ja kuljettaa heidät Linnanmäelle, jossa he heti eksyvät. Martti kertoo Veeralle, että hänen ystävät ovat huvipuistossa; Veera menee kuuluttamoon ja neuvoo Tatun ja Patun oikeaan paikkaan.

[ Posté le 6 novembre 2016 à 23:45 | pas de commentaire | ]

Samedi, 5 novembre 2016

Pölhölä

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https://fi.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/P%C3%B6lh%C3%B6l%C3%A4

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Samedi, 29 octobre 2016

Chinese Zodiac

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CZ12

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Jackie is a thief specialized in recovering Chinese national treasures that have been looted over the centuries by colonists. He is hired by MP corp. to retrieve twelve bronze heads representing the Chinese zodiac. Two of those are in mansion in Paris, and while there, he discovers that several more heads are still on the wreck of the ship used by the looter. Jackie and his team travel to the remote island where the ship had been stranded, and recover several more heads, narrowly escaping local pirates. Meanwhile, activists across the world manifest against auctioning national treasures. This leads MP to kidnap activists in the hope to quieten them, but they are freed by Jackie, who at the same time destroys MP's manufacture of fake treasures. MP is trying to sell one head already in its possession, but due to the activists' pressure, no offer is made. MP then decides to destroy the head by throwing it into an active volcano by skydivers, but Jackie recovers the head in the nick of time.

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Samedi, 3 septembre 2016

Inspector Gadget

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inspector_Gadget_(film)

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John Brown is a security guard working at the Bradford robotics laboratory. In an attempt to catch the thief of a revolutionary robotic foot, Brown is nearly killed. Brenda Bradford decides to reconstruct his body making him a cyborg full of gadgets. Brown becomes the mascott of the local police under the nickname of Inspector Gadget, but is denied real police work. Gadget nonetheless investigates the theft of the robotic labs and discovers that industry tycoon Scolex is involved. The latter has already created an evil twin of Gadget, meant to discredit him and steal his processor chip. After being left for dead and revived by Brenda's kiss, Gadget fights and gets rid of his evil twin, and gets Scolex arrested.

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Mercredi, 15 juin 2016

X-Men: Apocalypse

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/X-Men:_Apocalypse

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In ancient Egypt, the mutant En Sabah Nur, who thinks himself as a god, is burried in the middle of a body transfer process by a handful of rebels. In 1983, the tomb is dicovered in the middle of Cairo, and En Sabah Nur awakens. Discovering that people barely believe in gods (and in him) anymore, he decides to conquer the world. He gathers four disgruntled mutants (including Magneto, whose wife and daughter got accidentally killed by an angry mob) and travels to Xavier's school to abduct the professor, indirectly causing the destruction of the building. A handful of mutants are then captured by Stryker, while a small group manage to follow Stryker to his lair. There they free Wolverine who kills all the personel of the base. All the mutants are soon free and steal Stryker's prototype airplane to go to Egypt and save Xavier. The latter had been forced to broadcast a message from En Sabah Nur, stating that the apocalypse has come and tha only the strongest of the believers will survive. The mutants fight En Sabah Nur and finally vanquish him (not without causing massive amounts of destruction all over the world), thanks to Magneto, whom Xavier turned towards good once again. At the end, the X-Men are reforming, even though Xavier would have preferred not.

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Mardi, 7 juin 2016

The Angry Birds Movie

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Angry_Birds_Movie

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On the flightless birds' island, nobody likes Red very much because he's a loner and gets easily angry. When the pigs debark on the island claiming to be peaceful explorers bringing gifts, nobody listens to Red's suspicions about the pigs' intentions. Red and a couple of friends then climb the mountain at the center of the island searching for Mighty Eagle, the legendary protector of the island and the only bird who can fly. They are desappointed by the self-centered, recluse bird, and climb back to the village, unable to prevent the pigs from getting away with all the birds' eggs. The birds turn to Red for a solution; they then buils a ship and sail to the pigs' island. With a giant slingshot abandoned by the pigs, they attempt to thow themselves a the king of the pigs' castle, in the middle of their walled city. After an epic battle, Red and a few birds manage to recover the eggs, with the unexpected help of Mighty Eagle, and bring them back to the island. Red is then again accepted by the other birds.

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Lundi, 6 juin 2016

And Now For Something Completely Different

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/And_Now_for_Something_Completely_Different

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Many loosely related sketches.

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Dimanche, 5 juin 2016

I, Robot

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I,_Robot_%28film%29

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In a future world where humanoid robots are ubiquitous, Detective Spooner is the only man distrusting them. Spooner is requested to investigate the apparent suicide of Lanning, a roboticist, at the invitation of the deceased himself. Spooner soon discovers Sonny, a robot that does not respect the Three Laws, and is repeatedly attacked by robots; he is discredited by his superiors for insisting on this obviously impossibility. Spooner then realizes that Lanning was virtually prisoner of VIKI, his employer's central AI computer, and his suicide (assisted by Sonny) was the first clue left for Spooner to find in order to discover that VIKI had decided that to protect humanity from coming to harm, humans must be kept prisoner by robots. Sponner manages to destroy VIKI soon after it has reprogrammed all the robots to take humans prisoner, thus restoring the peace.

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Mardi, 3 mai 2016

Red 2

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_2_%28film%29

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Someone is trying to kill Frank Moses again after a leaked document links him and Marvin to Nightshade, an operation during the Cold War where the CIA planted a nuclear bomb in Moscow. Hunted as terrorists by intelligence agencies, they follow a lead to Paris to find The Frog, a man who sells information; from him they get a clue that leads them to a secret MI6 detention facility holding Bailey, the scientist whe created the bomb. They also team up with Russian agents who have a shared interest in locating the bomb. They extract Bailey, who guides them to Moscow and locates the bomb. There Bailey betrays them and takes the bomb (a small, undetectable red mercury device much worse than a nuclear bomb) to deliver it to the Americans; but Bailey's intention is to detonate the bomb, not sell it. When the Americans attempt to double cross Bailey, he escapes and takes refuge in the Iranian embassy in Londen. Our heroes flush him out and trick him into escaping on a plane with the dissimulated bomb, that Bailey had alrealy activated earlier. The bomb explodes over the sea, causing no harm.

[ Posté le 3 mai 2016 à 22:52 | pas de commentaire | ]

Lundi, 2 mai 2016

Scott Pilgrim vs. the World

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scott_Pilgrim_vs._the_World

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Scott is a bass musician in a small garage band. When he starts dating Ramona, he is repeatedly attacked by Ramona's seven evil, super-powered exes, soon realizing that to date her, he needs to defeat them all. Scott figthts the exes in video-game style scenes, until meeting the seventh ex, who organized the whole league of evil exes. Scott vanquishes him and can finally date Ramona.

[ Posté le 2 mai 2016 à 19:02 | pas de commentaire | ]

Dimanche, 10 avril 2016

The Smurfs 2

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Smurfs_2

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Gargamel in now a famous stage magician in Paris. He has created two smurf-like creatures out of gray clay, Vexy and Hackus, and captured the Smurfette through a vortex, using almost all his dragon wand's power. He hopes to convince the Smurfette to revar him the secret formula Papa Smurf had used to turn her into a Smurf; his secret goal is to turn the grey creatures into Smurfs to harvest their essence. The Smurfette refuses, but finally accepts seeing her now-friend Vexy suffer when Gargamel refused to give her her daily dose of Smurf essence. Meanwhile, three Smurfs and Papa Smurf teleport to New York where they meet Patrick and his family. They all travel to Paris and eventually defeat Gargamel and save the Smurfette. Upon returning to the village, Vexy and Hackus are turned into Smurfs.

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Lundi, 14 mars 2016

Green Lantern

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Green_Lantern_%28film%29

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The Green Lanterns are a galactic society of super heroes for whom the will is the source of their power, allowing them to create anything they can imagine as long as their will can support it. After the escape of Parallax, an ex-Green Lantern who became evil trying to tame te power of fear, Hal Jordan, a fighter pilot, is chosen as the successor of Green Lanten Abin Sur, who died on Earth escaping from Parallax. The Green Lanterns have a plan to use the power of fear to fight Parallax, at the cost of destroying Earth that it is currently approaching. Despite having said he would quit the organization because he is feeling inadequate, Jordan convinces the other Green Lanterns to let him fight Parallax whom he succesfully baits into getting too close to the Sun and getting sucked into it. Jordan thus gains confidence in himself and truly becomes a Green Lantern.

[ Posté le 14 mars 2016 à 22:19 | pas de commentaire | ]

Dimanche, 21 février 2016

Tron: Legacy

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tron:_Legacy

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Sam Flynn, son of Kevin Flynn who had disappeard twenty years earlier, receives a message from his father. Sam finds Kevin's laboratory and is transported into the Grid, into a computer. He is quickly arrestes and condemned to participate in the Games. There he meets Clu, a digital replica of his father, who has taken over the Grid and sent a message to Sam to attract him into the Grid, inducing him to open the portal that would allow Clu to invade the real world. Sam is rescued by Quorra who takes Sam to his father, who lives beyond the Grid. Kevin explains that he creates Clu to build a perfect world, but changed his mind when he discovers the ISOs, native algorithms that are both perfect and chaotic. They were all destroyed by Clu, except Quorra. Understanding the threat posed by Clu, Sam goes back to the Grid to find Zuse who, according to Quorra, can transport him to the portal. Sam is betrayed by Zuse, but saved in the nick of time by Kevin and Quorra. They board a freight train that should take them to the portal, but they are divirted to Clu's lair where his armies are getting ready to invade the world. Sam, Kevin and Quorra fight Clu and eventually Sam and Quorra escape while Kevin stays and destroys Clu and the whole of the grid.

[ Posté le 21 février 2016 à 15:32 | pas de commentaire | ]

Mercredi, 17 février 2016

Coraline

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coraline_%28film%29

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Coraline and hes parents have just moved to a new home. Her parents having no time for her, Coraline explores the house and finds a small door in the living room, leading (at night only) to a copy of her house where everything is as is she hopes (her “other” parents have time for her, the food is good, the garden is beautiful and the neighbours are interesing instead of boring) except that they all have buttons sewn in place of their eyes. When her “other” mother explains she must have her eyes replaced with buttons if she wants to stay forever, Coraline flees back home. But her parents have disappeared, kidnapped by the witch, her “other” mother. Coraline then goes back to the other side and challenges the witch: her parents and she are free if she manages to find the eyes of the three other children who had been captured by the witch in the past. Coraline manages to do so, saving her parents; she then loses forever the key that opens the small door.

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Dimanche, 14 février 2016

Despicable Me 2

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A sequel to Despicable Me. An unknown villain has stolen a powerful mutagen. Gru is hired by the Anti-Villain League and partners with Lucy to spy on the shops in a mall, where the villain is believed to be hiding. Gru suspects Mexican restaurant owner Eduardo, who is actually El Macho, a villain who was believed dead. When traces of the mutagen are found in another shop, Gru is discredited and Lucy (with whom he's fallen in love) is sent abroad. Gru then accepts Eduardo's invitation to celebrate the Cinco de Mayo at his house, and discovers his lair, where most of Gru's minions, who have been abducted, are mutated. Gru refuses El Macho's invitation to join him in his plan of world domination and goes home. He then discovers that Lucy is prisoner of El Macho and goes to her rescue. Lucy and Gru get eventually married.

[ Posté le 14 février 2016 à 12:47 | pas de commentaire | ]

Samedi, 2 janvier 2016

Star Wars: The Force Awakens

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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_Wars%3A_The_Force_Awakens

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Finn has deserted the Stormtroopers and arrives on Jakku, where he meets Rey, a scavenger waiting for her parents to return, and the droid BB-8, both chased by the First Order who wants to recovert the map, hidden in BB-8, indicatig the location of Skywalker. They escape the planet aboard the now abandonned Millenium Falcon and are caught by Han Solo, who barely escapes his creditors aboard the Falcon. Attempting to join the Resistance, they seek Maz Kanata's help. There, Rey finds in a basement Skywalker's lightsaber and discovers the Force is in her. At the same time, the First Order use their new weapon to destroy the Republic's capital. Han, Rey and Finn are attacked by the First Order and saved by the Resistance, but Rey is taken by Kylo Ren to the Order's base. Solo and Finn go to her rescue, and Solo is killed by Kylo Ren (his and Leia's son, turned to the dark side). Finn and Rey manage to sabotage the weapon; Rey then fights Kylo Ren on the surface of the planet, but are eventually separated. In the end, Rey finds Skywalker thanks to the map and returns his lightsaber.

[ Posté le 2 janvier 2016 à 16:21 | pas de commentaire | ]

Jeudi, 24 décembre 2015

Rare Exports

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rare_Exports

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À la suite de fouilles au sommet de Korvatunturi, tous les rennes des élevages environnants sont massacrés. Le père de Pietari creuse un piège pour tenter d'attraper la bête responsable du massacre, mais un homme porteur d'un passeport américain et d'une radio y est retrouvé mort. L'homme se réveille, sous l'oeil suspicieux des éleveurs. Un appel à la radio leur fait comprendre que le but des fouilles était de déterrer le Père Noël (que la légende dit enterré au coeur de Korvatunturi). Les éleveurs, comprenant que leur homme est le Père Noël, décident de le vendre pour compenser la mort de leur troupeaux. En même temps, Pietari se rend compte que tous ses amis ont disparu. Lors de l'échange avec l'acheteur, ce dernier est tué juste après avoir reconnu que l'homme mystérieux est en fait un des lutins du Père Noël ; les autres lutins encerlent les éleveurs, qui se réfugient dans un hangar. Là ils découvrent le véritable Père Noël, immense, prisonnier d'un énorme bloc de glace, entourés de sacs contenant les enfants, enlevés par les lutins, en attente d'être punis par le Père Noël. Les éleveurs utilisent les enfants pour attirer les lutins au loin, tandis qu'ils font exploser le Père Noël. Les lutins deviennent alors amorphes ; les éleveurs les dressent alors à se comporter en pères noëls commerciaux et les exportent dans le monde entier.

[ Posté le 24 décembre 2015 à 15:27 | pas de commentaire | ]

Mercredi, 9 décembre 2015

RED

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_%282010_film%29

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Frank Moses is a retired CIA agent who is chased by assassins. Thanks to friends and former colleagues, he finds out that his name is on a list; almost all the people on that list have already been assassinated, and all but one are linked to a 30 years old secret mission in Guatemala. The last one is an arms dealer who reveals that the vice-president is using the CIA's assassins to hide the fact that the purpose of the mission was to extract said vice-president who had massacred a village. Frank and his friends manage to kidnap the vice-president to exchange him against Frank's girlfriend who got caught by the FBI earlier. During the exchange, the arms dealer reveals himself as the real mastermind, and is eventually shot by Frank.

[ Posté le 9 décembre 2015 à 22:08 | pas de commentaire | ]

Samedi, 14 novembre 2015

The Borrowers

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A family of three miniature people leave urder the floor of James' grandmother's house. When spotted they flee, but the parents are caught by an avid scientist. Thanks to James' help, whom she had befriended before leaving, their daughter Arrietty manages to save them.

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Vendredi, 13 novembre 2015

SPECTRE

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spectre_%282015_film%29

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Following the posthumous suggestion of former M, and without knowledge of his hierarchy, Bond assassinates Marco Sciarra in Mexico City and goes to his funeral in Rome. There he learns that Sciarra was a member of SPECTRE, a global criminal organisation. Meanwhile, MI6 is to be merged with MI5 and M replaced by a single chief who has a blind faith in total surveillance. In Rome, Bond identifies the head of SPECTRE as Franz Oberhauser, presumed dead. He then gets a lead to Mr White in Austria, a former SPECTRE operative who tells Bond that his daughter will lead him to l'Américain. After saving the daughter, Madeline Swann, from SPECTRE assassins they go to L'Américain, a hotel in Tangiers, where Bond finds a secret room with White's notes on locating Oberhauser. The villain's base is in the middle of the Moroccan desert; after receiving Bond's visit and explaining that MI5's new surveillance network (linked to 8 other countries' own networks) will actually serve SPECTRE's purposes, Oberhauser (who was also revealed to be the murderous son of Bond's adoptive father and now goes by the name Blofeld) is left for dead. Back in London, M and Q work on preventing the surveillance network from going online while Bond saves Swann from being killed by Blofeld in the premature demolition of the former MI6 building. Bond then arrests Blofeld who was trying to escape.

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Mercredi, 14 octobre 2015

The Martian

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Martian_%28film%29

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When the Ares III mission on Mars is forced to abort and leave in a hurry, Mark Watney is left behind, presumed dead. He is actually alive, and manages to survive on Mars by cultivating indoors potatoes that were part of the special Thanksgiving meal. Meanwhile NASA discoveres activity on the Ares III site and deduces Watney is actually alive. Watney recovers the Pathfinder probe and uses it to communicate with Earth. NASA attempts to send him food supplies so that he could survive until the arrival of the Ares IV mission 3 years later. An accident destroys Watney's crop and the supply launch by NASA fails. Then someone finds out that the rest of Watney's crew, flying back to Earth on the Hermes could actually slingshot around Earth and return to Mars to pick him up, provided that he would travel 3000 km to the Ares IV site where the return rocket is already waiting for the mission. Although not authorized by NASA, the crew immediately decides to fly back to Mars. Meanwhile, Watney manages to pack all the neede supplies in a rover and travel to the site, take all the unnecessary parts off the rocket to reach as high an orbit as possible. This is still not enough, so the Hermes has to expell most of its atmosphere, acting as a retrorocket, to slow down and successfully catch Watney.

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Lundi, 21 septembre 2015

Casablanca

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casablanca_%28film%29

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Casablanca, 1941. Rick Blaine owns a saloon where many refugees seek authorisations to fly to Lisbon and from there to America. Such authorizations are hard to get. One day, Rick sees Ilsa reappearing in his life, after she disappeared in Paris while they were fleeing the city just before it was invaded by the Germans (because she had just learned that her husband did not die in a concentration camp after all). Rick is still in love with her, and her with him, despite being married to Victor Laszlo, one of the leaders of the resistance, whom the recently arrived German officiers want the local chief of police to arrest for them. Rick has hides in his saloon authorizations given to him by an accointance for safekeeping, just before getting arrested and killed because of having murdered the German officers from whom he stole the papers. Rick plans to flee with Ilsa using those authorizations, but eventually decides to give them to Victor, because Ilsa convinced him that many lives would be saved if Victor remains alive.

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Samedi, 8 août 2015

Hirttämättömät

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Mardi, 28 juillet 2015

Largo Winch 2

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Largo_Winch_II

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Largo a passé plusieurs années en Birmanie, au moment où un village proche est massacré par la junte militaire; il en est chassé par sa compagne Malunai lorsqu'il empêche les rebelles birmans de tuer un européen accusé d'être du coté de la junte, Simon Ovronnaz. Trois ans plus tard, Largo décide de vendre son groupe et de créer une fondation charitable, demandant à un ami de feu son père Nerio d'en être le directeur. À peine l'ordre de vente signé, Largo est arrêté et accusé par Francken, une enquêtrice des l'ONU, d'avoir commandité le massacre en Birmanie, grâce au témoignage (forcé) de Malunai. Il est libéré grâce à un pot de vin, et décide de retrouver Malunai, qui est conduite au camp militaire du général Min. Avec l'aide de rebelles, il délivre Malunai et, afin de libérer le fils de Malunai retenu en otage par Min afin de forcer sa mère à témoigner contre Largo, paye au général depuis un compte secret la deuxième moitié de l'argent qui lui avait été promis par la personne qui avait avait commandité le massacre. Francken surveillant le compte secret est convaincue de la culpabilité de Largo. Largo apprend que le groupe W est près d'être racheté par Nazatchov, un homme d'affaire véreux ; étant donné la chute des actions causées par les évènements récents, ce dernier a maintenant assez d'argent pour acheter le groupe W. Largo est rejoint par Simon, qui était 3 ans plus tôt le chauffeur du commanditaire du massacre, et apprend à Largo que l'homme travaillait pour Nerio, et a été tué par Min lorsque Nerio, apprenant les méthodes employées, a refusé de payer. Largo et Malunai sont ensuite attaqués par des mercenaires employés par Nazatchov et Malunai est tuée. Largo vire ensuite une petite somme de son compte secret sur celui du mercenaire afin d'attirer sur ce dernier et sa relation avec Nazatchov l'attention de Francken, puis se rend en Suisse pour rencontrer Francken et lui révéler le complot. Là, l'ami de Nerio tente de tuer Francken et de faire accuser Largo, en expliquant que le commanditaire du massacre était son fils, à qui Nerio n'a accordé aucune pitié, et que bien que Nazatchov ait fourni l'argent pour mener à bien sa vengeance, il en était le cerveau.

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Vendredi, 17 juillet 2015

Groundhog Day

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Groundhog_Day_%28film%29

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Phil Connors, misanthropic weatherman, goes to Punxsutawney to cover Groundhog Day. A snow stop prevents him and his crew from leaving the town, and he has to spend one more night there. When waking up the next morning, he slowly notices that the events from the previous day are happening again, and finally understands he's trapped in a time loop. He first spends his now infinite time being annoying to other people, then going out with all the cute women around. He then gets depressed and commits multiple time suicide, without succeeding in leaving the time loop. One day he notices that he quite likes his colleague Rita, but he has only one day to seduce her. After many failed attempts, he becomes a better person, using his time to help other people (knowing in advance what will happen to them), learning to play the piano, and becoming known to the whole population. Finally, he manages to seduce Rita within the day, and he finally escapes the time loop.

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Dimanche, 5 juillet 2015

Kahdeksas veljes

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https://fi.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kahdeksas_veljes

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Lundi, 25 mai 2015

Hulk

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hulk_%28film%29

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Bruce Banner's father experimented on himeself in the 60s with cell regeneration. He transmitted a mutation to his newborn Bruce, and, imagining the monster his son would become, tried to kill him, but accidentally killed his wife instead. Bruce nowadays works in a genetics research lab, unaware of his real father's background; his father however reveals himself and tells him why he's special and that Bruce should help him complete the experiments that he was conducting in the past before the Army stopped him. After surviving an accidentally exposure to lethal levels of radiation, Bruce transforms under stress into a green giant with an incredible strength and ability to quickly heal. He's eventually captured by the Army, with the help of Bruce's kinda girlfriend (who's the general's daugther). Being experimented on in a secret lab in the desert, Bruce escapes and is chased by the Army and eventually surrenders when he notices the amount of damage he does when out of control as the Hulk. Meanwhile, Bruce's father is also arrested. The general decides they are too dangerous and must be executed. Father and son however start to fight during their last talk before their execution. The father, trying to absorb the Hulk's energy but discovering he cannot handle it, is killed by the army. Bruce is presumed dead as well, but is actually hiding in South America.

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Samedi, 23 mai 2015

Jussi Pussi

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Samedi, 16 mai 2015

Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_Wars_Episode_IV&x3A;_A_New_Hope

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Seen many times, needs no summary.

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Dimanche, 3 mai 2015

The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Chronicles_of_Narnia&x3A;_The_Voyage_of_the_Dawn_Treader

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The two youngest children are back in Narnia, accidentally followed by their younger cousin Eustace. The arrive in the middle of the ocean and are rescued by Narnia's ship the Dawn Treader, where they meet Caspian, on a voyage to rescue the seven lords of Narnia. They learn about a strange green mist that makes ships and people disappear. They meet a magician who tells them they need to find the seven magical swords of the Lords to defeat the green mist. They find several of the swords on different islands. On the last one, Eustace is transformed into a dragon after wanting to loot a dragon's cursed treasure. They eventually arrive to an island where sits Aslan's table, where they must place all seven swords; three Lords are already there, magically asleep holding their swords, but one is still missing. A fairy appears and leads them the the Dark Island where they find the last sword fighting the evil (the White Queen) in the form of a sea serpent. Eustace as a dragon fight the serpen and is wounded with the seventh sword. He flies back to Aslans's table where Aslans transforms him into a boy again and heals him. Eustace places the sword on the table and all evil suddenly disappears, the disappeard people reappearing again. In the end, they go the the shore facing Aslan's world; he tells them they are too old to visit Narnia again, but that Eustace may come back some day.

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Vendredi, 1er mai 2015

Pohjan tähteet

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Jeudi, 30 avril 2015

Up

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Up_%282009_film%29

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In the 1930, Carl Frederiksen dreams of adventures and idolizes the explorer Charles Muntz. He meets Ellie who is a fan of Muntz as well and they promis each other to bring her house onto a cliff in South America near a waterfall, depicted in one of Muntz's books. But the couple never got enough money and Ellie died before they could fulfill their dreams. Living alone in the house and soon to be forced to live in a retirement home, Carl attached his house to a large amount of helium-filled balloos and flies to South America, accidentally accompanied by a boy scout who was trying to get his last badge. They land near the waterfall, and fall out of the house; unable to get in again, they pull it towards their destination. On the way, they find a strange, huge bird (first discovered by Muntz who was called a fraud and leaft promising not to come back before he can bring a specimen) who is chased by a a pack of dog who can talk through their electronic collar. The dogs take them to Muntz who still lives nearby in his dirigible. Muntz discovers they have found the bird (that has followed them) and tries to capture it. They manage to escape, but Muntz then manages to capture the bird. They board the dirigible and save it, Muntz getting killed in the process. Eventually they come back home and Carl becomes the boy scout's adoptive grandfather.

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Samedi, 18 avril 2015

Leikkikalugangsteri

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http://fi.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leikkikalugangsteri

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