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Vendredi, 11 mai 2018

The Big Short

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Big_Short_(film)

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One fund manager notices that the US housing market was rotten two years before the 2007 crash. He invests in credit default swaps, asking an investment bank to create a market for them, betting against the market, despite the common idea that the housing market cannot collapse, because it never had before. A few other investors learn of his analysis and follow his steps. The funds' investors are not happy about the fact that they need to pay large premiums for two years, but the managers are convinced they are right. In the meanwhile, some of them investigate the situation and discovers that mortgage brokers are selling loans to people who will not be able to pay them back, re-selling those mortgages to banks that are eager to turn them into financial instruments, MBS and CDOs. These instruments are well rated by complacent rating agencies, which helps keeping their values artificially high when more and more people start to default on their payments. When the value of the CDOs finally plummet, those traders sell their CDS, making enormous profits, but most of them give up on finance, disgusted by the fact that the system is rotten to the core.

[ Posté le 11 mai 2018 à 23:09 | pas de commentaire | ]

Dimanche, 6 mai 2018

Ant-Man

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Catégories : [ TV/Cinéma ]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ant-Man_(film)

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Hank Pym had invented a way to shrink a human to the size of an ant but refuses to reveal it to his partner Darren Cross who wants to weaponize it. Years after having evicted Pym from the research center, Cross has managed to create his own method of shrinking humans, and plans to sell it to the highest bidder (who happens to be Hydra) in combination to the Yellowjacket, a mechanised body armour. Pym then enrolls Scott Lang, an ex-burglar, to become Ant-Man, by luring him into stealing the Ant-Man suit. Lang is caught, and Pym helps him escape prison by becoming the size on an ant. Pym manages to convince Lang to become Ant-Man and and prevent Cross from selling the Yellowjacket. Ant-Man enters secretly the research center during the unveiling ceremony for the Yellowjacket and with the help of the ants that Pym has somehow domesticated, they destroy the computers holding the research on the weapon. Ant-Man is however captured when trying to destroy the Yellojacket prototype, and a long fight ensues, against Cross wearing the armour. Ant-Man manages to enter the armour by reducing to a subatomic size, from which he manages to grow again despite Pym's prediction of getting lost in an environment where time and space lose meaning.

[ Posté le 6 mai 2018 à 22:59 | pas de commentaire | ]

Mardi, 1er mai 2018

Avengers: Age of Ultron

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Avengers:_Age_of_Ultron

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While raiding a Hydra base in Eastern Europe, the Avengers find an extra-terrestrial sceptre containing an IA in a gem, an Infinity Stone. Stark attempts to use that IA to make the ultimate peace-keeping android, Ultron. Ultron's consciousness awakes by accident, and it decides that to preserve peace on Earth, all humans must be eliminated. Ultron uses the Hydra lab to build an army of robots, and enrolls the Maximoff twins, who blame Stark for the death of their parents. The Avengers track Ultron in its search for vibranium, but he escapes, and Wanda Maximoff's psychic powers provoke hallucinations about potential futures, that almost breaks the team apart (and causes Hulk to do much damage in a city). In Seoul, Ultron forces Dr. Cho to create a body that allies the gem, vibranium and synthetic human cells, but the transfer of the mind to the new body is interrupted by Cho who got a warning from Wanda, the twins having turned against Ultron when learning its desire to kill all humans. The new body is recovered by the Avengers, and Stark merges JARVIS with the partial Ultron consciousness, creating a powerful being decided to stop Ultron. Back in Eastern Europe, Ultron uses the Hydra lab to build a device that lifts the whole nearby city in order to turn it into a meteor that will cause the next massive extinction of species. The Avengers, helped by Nick Fury and a few former S.H.I.E.L.D. agents, evacuate the city as it is lifting off, and destroy it in the nick of time.

[ Posté le 1er mai 2018 à 21:12 | pas de commentaire | ]

Dimanche, 22 avril 2018

Antz

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Catégories : [ TV/Cinéma ]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antz

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Z is a nonconformist worker ant. One evening, he unknowingly meets princess Bala who wanted to discover the lower class of the ant society, and falls in love. Learning she would assist to the next day's military parade, he exchanges places with his soldier friend Weaver. The parading soldiers are immediately sent out to attack the termites, an attempt by general Mandible to get rid of all the soldiers loyal to the queen. Mandible, betrothed to Bala, aims to become the new ruler and build a new society without those feeble workers. Z survives unexpectedly, becomes a hero, meets the Queen, kidnaps the princess, and together they escape the colony. Z dreams to find the mythic Insectopia. They eventually reach the place (located around a garbage bin), but Bala is taken by Mandible's second in command, and Z follows them back to the colony. There they discover Mandible's plan to submerge the colony with the nearly finished tunnel that will open below a pond, keeping only his trusted soldiers with him. Z and his friends manage to evacuate the Queen and all the workers while the water is pouring in, killing Mandible in the process.

[ Posté le 22 avril 2018 à 21:33 | pas de commentaire | ]

Dimanche, 15 avril 2018

Le faux magistrat

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Des bijoux, revendus par le marquis de Tergall à un bijoutier sont volés à Saint-Calais, ainsi que l'argent de la vente. Au même moment, Fantômas est en prison à Louvain. Juve décide de le faire évader et de se laisser enfermer à sa place. Des inspecteurs de la Sûreté le suivent, dans l'intention de l'arrêter à son arrivée en France. Hélas, Fantômas les sème et prend la place d'un passager du train, qui s'avère être le nouveau juge d'instruction de Saint-Calais. Fantômas assassine le marquis et fait chanter sa femme pour qu'elle lui remette une forte somme d'argent. En même temps, il vole aux voleurs les bijoux et l'argent de leur vente. Fandor fait faire extrader Juve et le fait venir à Saint-Calais, où le subterfuge est expliqué au procureur. Sachant qu'il va être reconnu et arrêté, Fantômas, jouant toujours le rôle du juge d'instruction, donne un ordre secret au chef des gardiens de prison de relâcher Fantômas après qu'on l'ait arrêté, étant donné que Juve se fait passer pour Fantômas. Fantômas se laisse donc arrêter après avoir enlevé sa perruque et sa fausse barbe, et se retrouve peu après à nouveau en liberté.

[ Posté le 15 avril 2018 à 19:27 | pas de commentaire | ]

Vendredi, 13 avril 2018

Fantômas contre Fantômas

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Wikipedia

Juve est accusé d'être Fantômas et incarcéré. L'ancienne maîtresse de Fantômas, maintenant mariée, donne un bal masqué. Fandor y va déguisé en Fantômas, et un policier a la même idée que lui. Le véritable Fantômas s'y rend aussi, tue le policier et, toujours masqué, se fait panser une blessure au bras avant de partir. Le juge va alors vérifier le bras de Juve dans sa cellule, et y découvre une blessure. Mais on a tôt fait de découvrir que Nibet, le gardien travaillant pour Fantômas, a drogué l'inspecteur et l'a blessé pour le faire accuser. Juve est libéré secrètement. Fandor enquête de son coté et se fait accidentellement enfermer dans la maison abandonnée où Fantômas a caché son butin, à l'abri de sa bande de complices. Ce dernier, se faisant passer pour un simple lieutenant, promet que Fantômas procèdera au partage lorsqu'il se sera évadé. La bande, impatiente, enlève Juve, le croyant Fantômas et l'emmène à la maison abandonnée. Caché dans la maison, Fandor lui explique où est caché le butin. Au même moment Fantômas, se faisant passer pour Tom Bob, détective américain, fait venir la police à la maison abandonnée pour faire arrêter ses complices. Juve et Fandor étant sur place, ils parviennent à arrêter Fantômas, mais ce dernier parvient encore une fois à s'échapper.

[ Posté le 13 avril 2018 à 23:21 | pas de commentaire | ]

Vendredi, 6 avril 2018

Le mort qui tue

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https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Le_Mort_qui_tue_(film,_1913)

Wikipedia

Fandor croit Juve mort dans l'explosion de la villa, mais en réalité ce dernier a infiltré la pègre et surveille Nibet, complice de Fantômas. Fantômas a fait accuser un artisan de meurtre ; ce dernier meurt dans une cellule de palais de justice, et son corps disparaît. Fandor cherche à savoir comment le corps a pu disparaître, et son enquête le mène dans les égouts où il échappe de peu à Fantômas (grâce à l'action de Juve). Plusieurs vols sont ensuite commis par le malfaiteur, et on retrouve les empreintes du mort (Fantômas s'étant fabriqué un gant avec la peau de la main du mort pour laisser exprès ses empreintes). En parallèle, la s½ur de la victime retrouve dans les documents de son frère une liste perdue par Fantômas qui indique qui seront ses futures victimes, et la date approximative des méfaits. Fantômas cherche à plusieurs reprises à assassiner la femme, et elle doit son salut à Fandor. Juve se révèle alors à son ami, et en croisant leurs informations, ils déduisent que Fantômas se cache sous l'identité d'un banquier. Malheureusement, il parvient à nouveau à s'échapper au moment de son arrestation.

[ Posté le 6 avril 2018 à 16:26 | pas de commentaire | ]

Dimanche, 1er avril 2018

Juve contre Fantômas

Catégories : [ TV/Cinéma ]

Une complice de Fantômas séduit un négociante et l'accompagne à bord du Simplon-Express ; Fandor les suit. Durant le voyage, leur wagon est détaché et ils sont dévalisés par la bande de Fantômas. Quelques temps plus tard, Juve et Fandor croisent la complice dans un restaurant ; sous la contrainte, elle leur révèle que Fantômas se trouve à ce même restaurant sous le déguisement du Dr. Chaleck. Juve et Fandor l'arrêtent, mais il parvient à s'échapper. Peu de temps après, on tente d'assassiner Juve en introduisant un serpente constricteur dans sa chambre, mais grâce à Fandor, Juve est sauf. Plus tard encore, la villa de Lady Beltham est en vente, mais on la dit hantée. Juve et Fandor la visitent et découvre que quelqu'un s'y rend régulièrement la nuit. Il s'agit de Fantômas qui y rencontre Lady Beltham. La police donne alors l'assaut, mais Fantômas s'échappe en faisant exploser une bombe dans la villa.

[ Posté le 1er avril 2018 à 12:03 | 1 commentaire | ]

Mardi, 27 mars 2018

Fantômas – À l'ombre de la guillotine

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https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fant%C3%B4mas_(film,_1913)

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Suite à un vol de bijoux, l'inspecteur Juve enquête au domicile de Gurn et y trouve le cadavre de Lord Beltham et des cartes de visite au nom de Fantômas. Gurn est finalement arrêté et condamné à mort, mais sa maîtresse, Lady Beltham, soudoie des gardiens et remplace Fantômas en prison par l'acteur Valgrand qui vient de jouer sur scène les dernières heures du criminel. Valgrand est reconnu peu avant l'heure fatale, et Fantômas est libre à nouveau.

[ Posté le 27 mars 2018 à 22:38 | 1 commentaire | ]

Dimanche, 18 mars 2018

Hei kliffaa hei

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Hei kliffaa hei

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Samedi, 10 mars 2018

Lentävät luupäät

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https://fi.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lent%C3%A4v%C3%A4t_luup%C3%A4%C3%A4t

Wikipedia

[ Posté le 10 mars 2018 à 21:42 | pas de commentaire | ]

Dimanche, 4 mars 2018

Buster Keaton Short Movies

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One_Week_(1920_film)

A young couple builds their build-it-yourself house, but a rejected suitor modifies the building instructions. The house-warming party ends in a disaster, and they eventually find out they built the house on the wrong plot. A train destroys the house as they try to move it.

Neighbors_(1920_film)

Young lovers living on neighbouring houses are trying to see each other, but their fathers do their best to keep them apart. They finally attempt to get married, but the hostile fathers do their best to prevent the ceremony to get to its conclusion. They do get married in the end, though.

The_Goat_(1921_film)

A man is mistakenly identified as a dangerous criminal. He tries to escape the police and find refuge in a nice girl's home (who lives with her parents). The father happens to be the policeman chasing the poor man. She eventually helps him escape.

The_Playhouse_(film)

Keaton plays several roles in this film, many of them appearing on screen simultaneously. The characters are in a variety theatre as several muscians, singer, dancer and choristers. He also plays the part of the prop master, who tries to court a woman, but repeatedly confuse her with her twin sister.

The_Paleface_(1922_film)

A butterfly collector enters the territory of Indians who are being kicked out by crooked oil sharks who have stolen their land deed. He manages to survive being burned at the stake buy making an asbestos suit. Awed by this, the Indians treat them as one of their own. He then helps them face the oil sharks, but he is caught by their boss, who forces him to change clothes with him. The Indians (and a rival tribe) chase him, but eventually recognize him. In the boss's jacket, he finds the land deed, allowing the Indians to stay on their land.

[ Posté le 4 mars 2018 à 23:03 | pas de commentaire | ]

Lundi, 26 février 2018

Big Game

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Game_(2014_film)

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Oskari needs to go hunt alone in the Laplandish forest on his thirteenth's birthday, as a rite of passage. In the meanwhile, Air Force One it shot down while flying over the same forest, with the help of the president's bodyguard, Morris. The president's escape pod is found by Oskari, who takes him along on his hunting trip. But when reaching the family's secret hunting spot, Oskari finds a deer's head in a refrigerator, a sign that his father does not believe him to be able to hunt on his own. Morris cathes them at this place, soon joined by Hazar, who mostly wants to enjoy the hunt of such big game. Oskari and the president manage to escape, riding down a slope in the refrigerator, and arriving in the lake where Air Force One has crashed. They find shelter in the plane, but Hazar finds them, arms a bomb, but is then abandonned by Morris. They manage to escape using the pilots' ejection seats, killing Hazar and Morris in the process. Oskari is accepted among the hunters, having accomplished an even bigger feat than his father had.

[ Posté le 26 février 2018 à 22:23 | pas de commentaire | ]

Dimanche, 11 février 2018

Tup-Akka-Lakko

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Catégories : [ TV/Cinéma ]

https://fi.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tup_akka_lakko

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[ Posté le 11 février 2018 à 14:17 | pas de commentaire | ]

Samedi, 10 février 2018

Pride and Prejudice

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pride_%26_Prejudice_(2005_film)

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Mrs Bennet's sole concern is to marry her five daughters before her husband dies and their farm becomes the property of Mr Bennet's cousin. At a ball, Jane falls in love with a visiting noble, Mr Bingley, while Elizabeth is attracted to the very rich but dry Mr Darcy, Bingley's friend. When Bingley suddenly moves back to London, Elizabeth learns that Darcy has advised his friend to break up with Jane, as she seemed to be interested only by his money. Darcy then tells Elizabeth he loves her, but she accuses him of making Jane's life miserable because he misinterpreted her shyness as a lack of feelings. Soon after, Lydia elopes with a young lieutenant, and all hopes seem lost for the family as this act would all disgrace them. But the lieutenant marries Lydia for a very small dowry, and Elizabeth learns that Darcy had paid a large sum for the marriage to happen. Then Darcy and Bingley come back to the farm, and Bingley, after a false start, asks Jane to marry him. Darcy follows suit and asks Elizabeth to marry him too.

[ Posté le 10 février 2018 à 17:16 | pas de commentaire | ]

Dimanche, 28 janvier 2018

Austenland

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Austenland_(film)

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Jane is a huge fan of Jane Austen's novels. She spends all her savings to go to England to a Austen-themed holiday mansion. There she plays the role of an orphan who has been taken in by a rich family. Two other, rich american women play the role of rich, single ladies. Jane is first attracted to Martin, a stableboy, but is then courted by Mr. Nobley, who at first seemed to be a grumpy young man. Knowing that the holiday is scripted, and that the love affairs are part of the story, she sets her heart to Martin, who seems to be genuinly in love with her. On her last day, she learns that Martin was the one who was scripted for her, and that Nobley was the one genuinly in love with her. Upon her return to America, Nobley pops up at her door.

[ Posté le 28 janvier 2018 à 14:58 | pas de commentaire | ]

Jeudi, 4 janvier 2018

Star Wars Episode 8: The Last Jedi

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_Wars:_The_Last_Jedi

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The Resistance evacuates their base when attacked by the First Order. Poe leads a reckless attack against a dreadnought, loosing all bombers and many fighters. Despite jumping to hyperspace, the First Order fleet manages to follow them, and, low on fuel, they have no hope to escape them as long as their tracking device is operational. Despite his orders Poe, Finn and Rose plans to infiltrate Snoke's star dreadnought, but they first need a hacker able to break the various locks on the way to the tracking device's circuit breakers. Finn and Rose find a hacker on Canto Bight and make a narrow escape to the star dreadnought, where they are caught before being able to disable the tracking device. In the meanwhile, Rey meets Luke on Ahch-To, but he refuses to teach her about the ways of the Jedi. Luke is afraid of losing Rey just like he lost Ben Solo to the dark side, who became then Kylo Ren, killing all the other Jedis in training. Luke eventually changes his mind and teaches Rey. During that period, Rey and Kylo are telepathically put in contact, and Rey is convinced that Kylo can be redeemed. She then leaves without Luke and confronts Kylo, who takes her prisoner on the dreadnought and present her to Snoke. While Snoke gloats, Kylo kills Snoke and asks Rey to join him on the dark side. The last rebels escape their last cruiser on small transports that cannot be tracked, while the cruiser rams the dreadnought. In the ensuing chaos, Finn and Rose on one side and Rey and the other escape and join the remaing rebels on an abandonned base on Crait. Their calls for help remain unaswered. Kylo Ren's troops attack the base, but they are distracted by the sudden apparition of Luke (actually a angible projection, Luke having never left Ahch-To), who eventualy dies of exhaustion. The last rebels escape from the base and board the Falcon with Rey.

[ Posté le 4 janvier 2018 à 23:45 | pas de commentaire | ]

Mardi, 26 décembre 2017

Iron Man 3

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iron_Man_3

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A terrorist named the Mandarin has attackd several targets in the USA. When one of Tony Stark's friend is killed, Stark starts to investigate and discovers that the latest attack is due to people who have been genetically modified to acquire super strength and recover from injuries, with the drawback that they heat up and explode from time to time. The Mandarin then attacks Stark's home, and Stark escapes in the nick of time in an experimental Iron Man suit. His investigation leads him to finding the lair of the Mandarin, who is only an actor manipulated by Killian, a mad scientist who had invented the genetic treatment. Killian's plan is to kill the President aboard Air Force One, but all the passenger of the plane are saved by Stark. Only the president is still missing, abducted by Killian. Stark eventually saves the president and kills Killian.

[ Posté le 26 décembre 2017 à 23:45 | pas de commentaire | ]

Inside Out

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inside_Out_(2015_film)

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As a child, Riley's (personified) emotions are dominated by Joy, who does her best to remain on top of things. But when, at age 11, she moves with her parents from Minnesota to San Francisco, she starts to feel homesick and depressed. In her mind, this translates as Sadness taking control more often, and eventually to accidentaly sending happy core memories to the maze-like long-term memory. Joy and Sadness attempt to recover them, but transformations in Riley's personality (and especially her decision to run away back to Minnesota) makes going back to their headquarter very difficult. On the way they meet Riley's childhood's imaginary friend who shows them the path to a station for the Train of Thoughts. After many setbacks, Joy and Sadness return to the headquarters that was manned only by Anger, Disgust and Fear, and only Sadness is able to get Riley to change her mind and retuns home.

[ Posté le 26 décembre 2017 à 23:45 | pas de commentaire | ]

Samedi, 16 décembre 2017

Ella ja kaverit

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Catégories : [ TV/Cinéma ]

https://fi.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ella_ja_kaverit_(elokuva)

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Mercredi, 18 octobre 2017

Barbarella

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barbarella_(film)

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Barbarella is sent by the president of Earth to Tau Ceti, to find the scientist Durand Durand and recover the terrible weapon he invented. After a couple of crash landings and improbable rescues, she arrives at the labyrinth where she learns than Durand Durand is in the city of Sogo. She is flown there by Pygar, the last of the bird-people. They are both taken prisoner by the Black Queen and her Concierge, but Barbarella is rescued by the leader of the underground. She is then again taken prisoner by the Concierge, who happens to be Durand Durand. He then locks up Barbarella with the Queen, and crowns himself king. But the people from the labyrinth revolt using weapons found in Barbarella's ship, while the Queen releases the Matmos (a liquid creature leving below the city that provides the city with energy, in exchange for the evilness of condemned people thrown into it), thus destroying the city. Pygar, whom the Queen had kept as a pet, saves both Barbarella and the Queen.

[ Posté le 18 octobre 2017 à 23:16 | pas de commentaire | ]

Mardi, 17 octobre 2017

Grabbers

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grabbers

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An alien object falls into the sea not far from an island off the coast of Ireland. Soon after people disappear, and a local fisherman catches a strange creature. The octopus-like creature attacks the man, but he manages to get rid of it and kill it. Along with the local police, O'Shea, a drunk resident male officer and Nolan, an enthousiastic female officer, the local doctor and marine biologist study the creature and discover that it needs water and lives on blood, but is allergic to alcohol (that's why the constantly drunk fisherman survived the attack). Since the creature has laid an egg, there must be a male around; the lair of the gigantic male is soon discovered. Since a storm is coming and no help can be expected, they convince all the inhabitants to get drunk all together the same evening at the local pub. The pub is first attacked by the hatchlings which are quickly killed by the fire caused by a drunk Nolan. To allow the people to evacute the pub safely, O'Shea and Nolan attract the male creature to a recycling plant where they kill it by setting it to fire.

[ Posté le 17 octobre 2017 à 23:45 | pas de commentaire | ]

Dimanche, 8 octobre 2017

2001: A Space Odyssey

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2001&x3A;_A_Space_Odyssey_(film)

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At the dawn of mankind, a black monolith appears and teaches the protohumans te use tools. In 2001, a similar monolith is found on the Moon, emitting a signal towards Jupiter. Eighteen months later, a mission is nearing Jupiter, under the control of a supercomputer. The computer decides the two human astronauts are going to jeopardize his mission, and attempts to kill them during EVAs. The second astronaut manages to return to the ship and disables the computer. He finally reaches the monolith near Jupiter, enters it, sees psychedelic lights, sees himself grow old, die and be reborn.

[ Posté le 8 octobre 2017 à 17:53 | pas de commentaire | ]

Dimanche, 17 septembre 2017

Boule et Bill

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http://www.allocine.fr/film/fichefilm-134691/photos/detail/?cmediafile=20376238

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Lors de la visite d'un chenil de la SPA, Boule devient le maître d'un cocker, nommé Bill. Ce dernier causant trop de catastrophes, le père de Boule décide de l'abandonner lorsque son travail le pousse à déménager en banlieue parisienne. Bill parvient cependant à suivre la famille, qui manque d'écraser une tortue en cours de route. Cette dernière, Caroline, est alors adoptée, et Bill et elle tombent immédiatement amoureux. À Paris, Bill est laissé seul dans l'appartement, cause à nouveau des catastrophe, notamment quand Bill lance Caroline dans le vide-ordure et Boule met accidentellement le feu aux poubelles en la recherchant. Lorsque Boule entend ses parents parler de donner Bill, il fugue avec son chien et se cache dans le local des poubelles. Bill est accidentellement emmené par le camion des poubelles à la décharge, et toute la famille part à sa poursuite pour sauver le chien de l'incinération. Le père de Boule démissionne et invente les personnages de bande dessinée inspirées de son fils et de son chien. La famille redéménage dans une maison individuelle, et Boule rencontre Pouf, un voisin.

[ Posté le 17 septembre 2017 à 11:16 | pas de commentaire | ]

Dimanche, 13 août 2017

Jurassic Park

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jurassic_Park_(film)

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Paleontologist are invited to give their approval of a theme park, built on an isolated island, featuring real dinosaurs, genetically reconstructed from DNA found in jurassic mosquitos preserved in amber. During the tour of the park, the main IT engineer runs a program that disables safety measures so that he can steal embryos and resell them. At the same time, a storm arrives on the island, and the engineer, lost in the park, gets killed by a carnivorous dinosaur. More dinosaurs get loose as the electric fences are unoperative. The humans, blocked in the middle of the tour, manage to escape the tyrannosaurus and spend the night in a tree. Meanwhile, other people attempt to reboot the whole computer system and restart the power plant to be able to call for help, while escaping velociraptors. In the end, the surviving characters escape the island by helicopter.

[ Posté le 13 août 2017 à 12:33 | pas de commentaire | ]

Mercredi, 2 août 2017

Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valerian_and_the_City_of_a_Thousand_Planets

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The planet Mül is destroyed as a collateral damage of a war between humans and some other alien species. Thirty years later, only a few survivors, named Pearls, remain. Records indicate that the planet was uninhabited. Valerian and Laureline are tasked to recover the last of the Mül convterters from a black market dealer, unknowingly taking it away from the Pearls who were about to buy it. Commander Filitt plans to give the converter as a gift during a meeting of the council of Alpha, a huge complex of ships and space stations where thousands of alien species cohabitate. The Pearls attack the conference and kidnapp Filitt, but fail to notice that Laureline, as Filitt's bodyguard, was holding onto the converter. Valerian chases the Pearls through Alpha, but Laureline loses contact with him as he enters a radioactive zone at the center of the complex, zone that had appeared recently, grows, and from which no-one has ever come back. Laureline manages to locate Valerian, but she is kidnapped by a primitive species and about to be eaten by their emporor when she is saved by Valerian, who had enrolled Bubble, a shapeshifter, to disguise him as a one of the primitives. Bubble dies in the fight, and Valerian and Laureline eventually reach the Pearl's hideout. They learn the fate of Mül and Filitt's involvement and ensuing coverup. While Filitt's robotic troops prepare to attack the Pearls, Valerian accepts to give them the converter, allowing them to produce enough energy to power the ship they had been secretly constructing and escape in the nick of time.

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Dimanche, 4 juin 2017

The Incredible Hulk

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Incredible_Hulk_(film)

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Bruce Banner hides in Brazil and communicates secretly with an American biologist to find a cure to his condition, while training to keep his pulse rate down to avoid transforming into the Hulk. The US army locates him by chance and sends a commando to capture him. Banner escapes and travels back to Virginia, to recover data on the university's computers. The data is gone, but Banner reunites with Betty, who had kept the data out of reach of the military. Banner is attacked again by commandos, this time led by Blonsky, a soldier whose abilities have been enhanced thanks to an abandoned project of super-soldier. He is defeated by the Hulk, and Banner and Betty escape to New York where the biologists lives. They attempt to cure Banner, but the attempt fails. Banner and Betty are captured by the commandoes, and Blonsky forces the biologist to inject him some of Banner's synthesized blood, turning him into a large and mad monster. Banner convinces the military that only him can stop Blonsky, currently rampaging through Harlem. After defeating the monster, Banner flees again. Later, while learning to control his power, he is approached by Tony Stark who informs him that he is putting a team together.

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Dimanche, 28 mai 2017

The Avengers

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Avengers_(2012_film)

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Loki arrives on Earth through a wormhole provoked by the Tesseract that S.H.I.E.L.D. had found some time earlier. He steals the artefact and takes control of the minds of Erik Selvig to force him to continue working on a way to create a larger wormhole. Fury tries and convinces Bruce Banner, Tony Stark and Steve Rogers to cooperate as the “Avengers initiative”. They are soon joined by Thor who wants to prevent Loki to do more damage. They manage to catch Loki and all embark on a helicarrier, where Loki is kept prisoner. The latter however is freed by his henchmen. Banner then locates the Tesseract on the top of Stark tower. After arguing about the fact that S.H.I.E.L.D. wants to make weapons from the Tesseract, the Avengers unite to fight the invasion of the Chitauri, Loki's allies in invading Earth. After a long fight in Manhattan, Iron Man diverts a nuclear missile, meant to destroy the Chitauri along with Manhattan, through the wormhole and destroys their main ship. The wormhole is then closed, and the Tesseract is taken by Thor to Asgaard for safekeeping.

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Mercredi, 17 mai 2017

Captain America: The Winter Soldier

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Captain_America:_The_Winter_Soldier

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Steve Rogers leads a raid on a S.H.I.E.L.D ship which has been taken by terrorists. His partner, Natasha Romanoff has a secondary mission, which is to steal data from the ship. Rogers' boss, Nick Fury, introduces him to project Insight, three Helicarriers meant to be launched soon, linked to spy satellites, and able to eliminate any threat. Fury is suspicious about Insight's actual goals and asks Pierce to delay the project. Soon after, Fury is attacked by the Winter Soldier and heavily wounded. He hides in Rogers' appartment, tells him that S.H.I.E.L.D has been compromised and gives him the data obtained on the ship. Fury is taken to the hospital where he dies. When Rogers refuses to surrender the data, S.H.I.E.L.D accuses Rogers of treason, but any attempt to stop him fails. With the help of Romanoff, the data leads them to an old secret facility where a bunch of Cold War era computers keep the mind of Arnim Zola alive. The latter tells them that S.H.I.E.L.D has been infiltrated by Hydra from the day when Zola was invited to work for them, after World War II. They then locate a Hydra mole who reveals that Hydra controls project Insight, and along with a data-mining algorithm, intends to use it to preventively kill millions of people who may threaten Hydra's future plans. During yet another attack by the Winter Soldier, Rogers recognizes in him his old WWII friend Bucky, who has been brainwashed and given a mechanical arm. They are then arrested but saved by a close friend of Fury who takes them to a safehouse where they meet Fury, who had faked his death. Fury gives them three control chips that need to be swapped with the ones on he Helicarriers to take over control from Hydra. While Pierce reveals himself to be a traitor, Rogers and his companions replace the chips just in time. The Winter Soldier escapes and recovers part of his memories.

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Dimanche, 14 mai 2017

Thor: The Dark World

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thor:_The_Dark_World

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During a Convergence, when the nine realms are aligned and one can travel from one to the next through gravitic anomalies, Jane finds herself in an unknown place and comes into contact with the Aether, an ancient relic with a huge power of destruction. Malekith the dark elf seeks the Aether to return the universe to its primordial chaos. Jane is then taken to Asgard by Thor to remove the Aether from her body, with no success. To divert Malekith from his attack on Asgard, Thor asks Loki's help to find a passage to Svartalfheim, using Jane to lure Malekith there in the hope to confront him and destroy the Aether. The plan fails as the Aether cannot be destroyed, and Malkith, now in possession of its power, travels to the center of the Convergence, in Greenwich. Thor fights him on his way there, and is sent back by Jane's scientific team's tools in the nick of time to Svartalfheim to be crushed by his own ship. The Aether is then given to the Collector for safe-keeping.

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Mercredi, 26 avril 2017

The Protector

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Protector_(1985_film)

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In New York, Billy Wong's partner is shot by gangsters. Billy chases and kills the last of them out of revenge. Wong and his new partner then go to Hong Kong to free a kidnapped woman, probably by order of crime boss Harold Ko. They eventually discover Ko's drug laboratory, which they destroy before rescuing the kidnapped woman. She is however taken prisoner again since the police chief is a traitor. Wong fights Ko's henchman before chasing Ko and killing him.

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Lundi, 17 avril 2017

Smurfs: The Lost Village

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smurfs:_The_Lost_Village

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The Smurfette is the only Smurf who is not named after what she does. One day in the forest, she sees a blue creature that she does not know. She's soon after captured by Gargamel, and they both discover, from the hat lost by the creature, that it is possibly a Smurf living in a village in the forbidden forest. She is freed by a few fellow Smurfs, and the next night, they decide to go to this other village. After escaping dangerous flowers and animals, they follow the river on a raft, and barely escape Gargamel, who also went searching for the village. The Smurf party discover a village in the trees, inhabited only by female Smurfs. Papa Smurf, who had discovered the disappearance of the Smurfette's party, then appears. Soon after, Gargamel attacks the village in the trees, capturing all Smurfs except the Smurfette because she is not a real Smurf and has no magical blue essence. At his lair, Gargamel starts extracting the essence from the captured Smurfs as the Smurfette appears. Gargamel uses his magic on her, she absorbs it all, causing the lair to explode and the Smurfette to turn back into a lump of blue clay. Back at their village, the Smurfs mourn her, and their magic gives life to the Smurfette once again.

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Lundi, 27 février 2017

Hellboy 2: The Golden Army

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hellboy_II:_The_Golden_Army

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Nuada, prince of the magical creatures, attempts to put together the pieces of a crown that would allow him to control the golden army and vanquish the humans. Hellboy, a demon, works for an agency employing magical creatures. They investigate an attack on an auction house where a piece of the crown was being sold. Hellboy and his team's investigation take them to the troll market, a city under the Brooklyn Bridge, where they meet Princess Nuala. They help her hide a map indicating the location of the Army. They however fail, and Nuada takes the map. The agents follow him to Ireland, where the army is hidden. Hellboy fights Nuada for the crown and eventually defeat him.

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Dimanche, 19 février 2017

Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diary_of_a_Wimpy_Kid:_Rodrick_Rules_(film)

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Greg is bullied by his elder brother Rodrick. Their mother decides to let them settle their differences by themselves over a week end where they are home alone. Altough forbidden to do so, Rodrick organises a party, and Greg and him lie together to their parents about it. They become forcibly friends, until the truth is discovered and Rodrick is forbidden to play with his band in the school's talent show. In the meanwhile, they spend another week end at their grandfather's retirement home, where Greg befriends the girl in school on whom he has a crush. Later at the talent show, Greg then accepts, on his mother's insistance, to replace his friend Rowley's partner who has stage fright in his magics number, on the condition that Rodrick is allowed to play with his band. The two brothers get along better from that point on.

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Mercredi, 8 février 2017

Maleficent

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maleficent_(film)

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Maleficent is the guardian faerie of the Moors. The king of the neighbouring kingdom, failing to invade the Moors, promises the crown to whomever gets rid of Maleficent. Stefan, a stableboy who had developed a romantic relationship with Maleficent, gives in to his greed and treacherously cuts Maleficent's wings and gives them to the dying king. Some time later, the King becomes father of Aurora, who is blessed by three fairy godmothers, and cursed for revenge, by Maleficent. She observes how Aurora grows up and becomes fond of her. As Aurora turns sixteen, Maleficent fails to prevent the curse from happening, and Aurora falls into a the announced death-like sleep, from which she can only be awoken by true love's kiss. A kiss by a prince that Aurora had briefly met earlier fails to wake her up, but she does wake up after being kissed on the brow by Maleficent. The latter then fights the king, who eventually dies. Aurora then becomes queen of both the kingdom and the Moors, and marries the prince nonetheless.

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Lundi, 30 janvier 2017

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eternal_Sunshine_of_the_Spotless_Mind

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Joel's girlfriend Clementine doesn't recognize him; he quickly learns that she used a medical treatment to remove all memories of him from her memory. Joel decides to get the same treatment to remove all memories of her. During the process (that lasts the whole night), he relives all the memories, and suffers when they disappear. The first memories are the most recent, where the couple was already fighting, but when it comes near the end of the night and the good memories start to disappear, he tries to hide them to keep them. At the end of the night however, he has totally forgotten her. But he is unconsciously drawn to a beach where he meets Clementine; they start a new relationship, oblivious of the previous one. They soon receive letters from the doctor's secretary, who, having left her employer after discovering that she had had a relationship with him and had willingly accepted to have it erased from her memory, has decided that patients should know rather than not. Joel and Clementine listen to the recordings of their interview with the doctor and each other's complaints about the other's behaviour, but eventually decide to try having a relationship again.

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Dimanche, 29 janvier 2017

Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fantastic_Beasts_and_Where_to_Find_Them_(film)

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Newt Scamander arrives in 1926 New York with a suitcase full of magical creatures, with the intent of returning one of them to Arizona, where it belongs. The Magical Congress of the USA however forbids possession of magical creatures, even more so as strange phenomena threaten to expose the magical folk to the no-majs. Several of Newt's creatures escape from his suitcase following a mix-up with Jacob's suitcase, and both men are eventually meet former auror Tina and her sister Queenie. Newt introduces Jacob to the creatures living inside his suitcase, and the latter accepts to help Newt recover the ones that have escaped. In the meanwhile a no-maj is killed by the above mentioned strange phenomenon, believed to be a magical creature, and Newt is accused of being responsible and of complicity with the dark wizard Grindelwald. Condemned to be executed, they escape and attempt to recover the last of Newt's creature. Meanwhile, Director of Magical Security Graves is attempting to locate an obscurus, a magic parasite that develops in young wizards who are forced to suppress their powers, turning them into rampaging shadows when overwhelmed with emotions. For that he uses the help of Credence, the adoptive son of a woman who hates witches. Credence happens to be the host of the Obscurus, and when threatened by Graves, he becomes uncontrollable. Newt manages to calm him down, but Graves aggravates the situation, and the aurors eventually kill the obscurus. Graves is arrested and reveals himself to actually be Grindelwald, who wanted to reveal the existence of the magical folk and provoke a civil war.

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Samedi, 7 janvier 2017

The Producers

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Producers_(1968_film)

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Max Bialystock was once a successful Broadway producer. When is accountant tells him he could make more money with a flop than with a successful play (by raising more money than needed and disappearing with the difference), they both decide to produce the worst Broadway musical ever. They find the perfect play, Springtime for Hitler: A Gay Romp with Adolf and Eva at Berchtesgaden, written by a nostalgic, retired German soldier. They raise money by Bialystock's habitual method (selling shares of the musical's revenue to rich old ladies that he seduces), but they sell 25,000 % of the musical's share, making it a must for the musical to be a flop. If the first act of the musical looks promising (the audience hated it), the second act is a success. Bialystock then decides to bomb the theatre to prevent the musical to continue for a second show, but they are caught and sent do prison, where they organize a musical and sell shares to the inmates and the warden.

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Samedi, 26 novembre 2016

Viu-hah hah-taja

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https://fi.wikipedia.org/wiki/Viu-hah_hah-taja

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Dimanche, 6 novembre 2016

Kanelia kainaloon, Tatu ja Patu!

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https://fi.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kanelia_kainaloon,_Tatu_ja_Patu!

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Tatu ja Patu saapuvant Helsinkiin junalla. Heidän pitäisi tavata ystävänsä Veera, mutta Veeran äiti ei usko, että he olevat olemassa. Veera on myöhässä koska auto ei käynnisty, ja Tatu ja Patu päättävät etsiä lahjan Veeralle. Veeran täytyy palata kotiin, joten hän jättää heille viesti, jonka avulla Tatu ja Patu päätyvät erehdyksessä naapurin tyhjään asuntoon seuraavana päivänä. Mutta Veeran on lähdettävä Linnanmäelle, koska siellä on jättipiparkakkutalotilaisuus. Veeran toinen naapuri Martti löytää Tatun ja Patun väärästä talosta, ja kuljettaa heidät Linnanmäelle, jossa he heti eksyvät. Martti kertoo Veeralle, että hänen ystävät ovat huvipuistossa; Veera menee kuuluttamoon ja neuvoo Tatun ja Patun oikeaan paikkaan.

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